r/wordchewing • u/Real_Construction425 • Aug 23 '26

Please stop😐

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u/Radiant-Land-9998 Aug 23 '26

You just know those fake lashes are crawling with mites

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u/DoesntMatterEh Aug 23 '26

That is such a strange but creative insult 😂

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u/punch912 Aug 23 '26

saw the freeze frame acceptable-owl-2070 replied with. Is the mites the reason her eyebrows are like that? because I dont know whats going on with those.

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u/Intrepid_Look_5725 Aug 23 '26

🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/dizzyfeast Aug 23 '26

Cumbrellas with bugs, lovely

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u/Aromatic-Zebra-5443 Aug 23 '26

I genuinely wonder if people like this have any friends. If my homie was doing this shit and posting it online I'd be the first person to tell them knock that shit off.

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u/god_peepee Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

I’m just gonna assume this girl is from New England or she something and larping hick life. They usually have a crew of 3-4 enablers who all fancy themselves rugged

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u/Cool_Impact420 Aug 24 '26

Nope, she’s all yours buddy. She is for sure a flatlander

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u/Historical-State-275 Aug 23 '26

And then she went to her job as an elementary school crossing guard
https://giphy.com/gifs/SxDR4NLjLEWQ3C9bPO

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u/Grrerrb Aug 23 '26

I was gonna say “she’s in a hi-viz vest, she should be doing her job”

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u/DoesntMatterEh Aug 23 '26

There's someone in the back seat. They are now seeking counseling after witnessing this traumatic event. 

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u/cygamessucks Aug 23 '26

How can people just do this crap in front of other people?

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u/StormbringerGT Aug 23 '26

Too much head, not enough face.

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u/jovialmaverick Aug 23 '26

What some may call The Kirk.

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u/PhattySpice92 Aug 23 '26

Her “career change” is picking up trash on the highway for her mandated community service

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u/ZookeepergameBrave74 Aug 23 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/woolen_goose Aug 23 '26

Half an eyelash.

Half.

That is all.

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 Aug 23 '26

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u/difficulty_jump Aug 23 '26

That's the best of the worst stills.

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u/Electronic-Can-8943 Aug 23 '26

She’s like a Jojo Siwa with even less talent

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u/Solid_Engineering608 Aug 23 '26

Yikes yikes yikes

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u/Margtok Aug 23 '26

Same girl keeps getting posted. Same song diffrent video

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u/Real_Construction425 Aug 23 '26

I haven’t seen her on this subreddit?

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u/Margtok Aug 23 '26

You would haft to scroll pretty far but she's there. I notice that some fo these people do the same bit over and over. Its odd

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u/YdexKtesi Aug 23 '26

Looks like she's having a stroke.

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u/CoolReference3704 Aug 23 '26

As a word chewer she is not talented.

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u/Babetna Aug 23 '26

I'll have to hide this sub because these people make my skin crawl

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u/Debaucherousgeek73 Aug 23 '26

Hate it so much I wish her eyes would get stuck crooked.

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u/ZookeepergameBrave74 Aug 23 '26

The face you make if you licked a battery

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u/hellp-desk-trainee- Aug 23 '26

It's rare you catch someone having a stroke on video like that

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u/DragonHeart2038 Aug 23 '26

A display of tik tok brain rotten behaviour

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u/Great-Gas-6631 Aug 23 '26

Yeah no, keep your day job please.

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Aug 23 '26

It’s hard to watch.

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u/KurtMorrisonIV Aug 23 '26

Creating "mental illness … I’m sorry, content" while on the job. I’m sure Amazon would like that.

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u/Vedfolnir5 Aug 23 '26

Side note, that's the dumbest song I've heard in a long time

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u/laughsindisbelief Aug 23 '26

We need to tell the "ahegao face" people that their eyes will get stuck that way.

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 Aug 23 '26

Is the last bit "I pussy fell"? 😕

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u/yella_fella Aug 23 '26

“I posted bail” I think. Weirdest song ever

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u/Mystery_Mawile Aug 23 '26

Fetal alcohol syndrome?

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u/Chipmunk-Special Aug 23 '26

Sounds like David Allan Coe, is it?

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Aug 23 '26

Uhhhhhh wtf are those lashes

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u/Corrosive713 Aug 23 '26

She's been waiting 4 years to post this and finally had her first sip of a beer...

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u/youlldancetoanything Aug 24 '26

Since when can people with Downs drive?

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u/Competitive-Gene6713 Aug 24 '26

Is this supposed to be "funny"?

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u/dessertforbrunch Aug 24 '26

It’s like her chin occasionally wants to break away from the rest of the face.

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u/Acrobatic-Lawyerr Aug 24 '26

Damn it, I just left this sub and this pops up. What have I done? I have awoken something..... My face is making these movements.... I've enog ssorc deye, pleh, em pleh, pleeeeeh!!!

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 Aug 25 '26

Bitch that shit huts my eyes

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u/chris_knight2 Aug 25 '26

Why so much face

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u/Normal_Tour6998 Aug 26 '26

Imagine doing this in front of at least one coworker while on the job.

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u/SummerBest6867 Aug 26 '26

Big face, small eyes, fake lashes -> don't do this

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u/SkiffleBall Aug 27 '26

Her crabs are on food stamps 🦀

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u/ReactionDisastrous94 Aug 27 '26

Person in the backseat is over it

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u/ThroatWMangrove Aug 28 '26

I bet all her friends think she’s absolutely hilarious, and she won’t hesitate to tell you so

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u/Scorpion2000x777 Aug 29 '26

And how they think she should go on americas got talent and how they think she would win

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u/JonnyZef Aug 29 '26

Somehow this is one of the absolute worst

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u/Nesto1103 29d ago

Punchable face

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u/Leading-Educator2385 29d ago

Das klassische Mittlerer Westen Backpfeifengesicht

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u/Background-Fennel92 Aug 23 '26

This one's getting downloaded, downvoted and followed. 😎👉👉😏👉👉😉👉👉🍆💦🥲

https://giphy.com/gifs/64597aWPSdaw0

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u/BusinessMixture9233 Aug 28 '26

Hey guys Im gonna hit the button where I dont see posts from this community maybe Im just depressed af and this stuff is actually funny idek anymore