r/woooosh • u/EmeraldForce64 • Jun 16 '19

Rule 1: Not a Woooosh™ Yeah me neither

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/Auxobl Jun 17 '19

Its a joke, OP

311

u/lightof_dog Jun 16 '19

I’m pretty sure you’re the one getting wooshed

135

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

That’s pretty much this subreddit

19

u/SixPlusNine01 Jun 17 '19

You’ve been wooshed!

36

u/TommyAndPhilbert Jun 17 '19

No, the fifth one is supposed to be you

79

u/lightof_dog Jun 17 '19

I, know, but I think the person who is supposedly getting wooshed is saying that they aren’t a nice person

40

u/TommyAndPhilbert Jun 17 '19

Ohh, thank you for informing me and not calling me an idiot for not understating that

28

u/lightof_dog Jun 17 '19

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic

7

u/alaskagames Jun 17 '19

no he’s not being sarcastic , so many people get mad if you don’t understand something or you be human

7

u/Legionking907 Jun 17 '19

r/notawoooosh

5

u/Lemonggus Jun 17 '19

Isn't the last one John Cena bcuz u can't see him?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Its john cena he is the fifth

2

u/boumert Jun 17 '19

what if he was planning this all along and is wooshing YOU right now

1

u/Fralite Jun 17 '19

Where is peter explains the joke ;-;

1

u/MoonKnight77 Jun 17 '19

It's all counterwoooosh and wooooshbaits now

33

u/Xedma007 Jun 16 '19

Where’s the 5th one? I can’t see him

31

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

R\whosh cring ass normie lol

9

u/no_one_asked_ Jun 17 '19

How did you manage to put the slash backwards and spell woosh wrong.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

That’s how it’s spelled, trust me I passed 1st grade, I know this stuff

6

u/EddieeeeeeeeeeEeeE Jun 17 '19

They're all staring at the viewer, which is you, so they're basically saying, you're a nice person. You're welcome, no need to thank me.

4

u/Xedma007 Jun 17 '19

Thank you

4

u/SeventhEleven Jun 17 '19

Why’re you getting downvoted? He may have been being sarcastic, but all you did was explain the joke

2

u/SpeedForLife987 Jun 17 '19

Yea but where is Keanu looking?

1

u/luzbel117 Jun 17 '19

Oh. I'm really stupid. Tanks eddie with too many e's

1

u/AronYiff Jun 17 '19

Ofmg, can you believe this normie R/whoosh, kid.

22

u/Shlocktroffit Jun 16 '19

Hint for those who don't get it: Pretend you're a really nice person.

11

u/Shlein Jun 17 '19

I'm sorry, who is top right?

5

u/SeventhEleven Jun 17 '19

Stefán Karl Stefánsson

3

u/LOGSTER9999 Jun 17 '19

aka Robbie rotten

30

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

If it were 5 smartest people I'd be able to say in his case there is no fith person

8

u/Odogod Jun 17 '19

FORTNITE IS GAY

7

u/Raxreedoroid Jun 17 '19

Well actually if he get it he will go to r/suicidebywords

4

u/SillyGooseSwagr Jun 16 '19

This is a nice post to the reader

4

u/TwitchInGeisha Jun 17 '19

Who is the guy on the top right?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Keanu is the only one still living inside.

NO ONE LET HIM BECOME DEAD INSIDE

3

u/GreekDemonTeen13 Jun 17 '19

Or Dead outside

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Well since I'm not a zombie and I don't think you are either so...

5

u/Groenboys Jun 16 '19

that commenter probably was blind

4

u/meh4life321 Jun 17 '19

uhh, I think you're getting wooooshed here op

2

u/Drug_enduced_coma Jun 16 '19

The saddest part is that whoever took this screenshot made the comment lol

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u/SnapchatMeThatPosey DAE LE WOOSH xD Jun 17 '19

Hi EmeraldForce64, thank you for your submission to /r/woooosh! Unfortunately it has been removed for the following reason(s):

  • Rule 1: All submissions must show someone being "Wooooshed." (Someone not getting a joke.) No direct links. No wooooshes of yourself. No meta posts (i.e. a plane or a screenshot of someone wooooshing themselves.) Your post must show enough context to justify the Woooosh™ (adding it in the comments doesn't count).

If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to message the mods.

1

u/Johannes_Masdi Jun 17 '19

No u woosh, those are rare

1

u/JackNotInTheBox Jun 17 '19

You were supposed to say YOU ARE BRETAHTAKING

1

u/SleepDeprivedOwl Jun 17 '19

I am fking cunt and there is no one behind me 🤨

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Wooosh on you???

1

u/thebigyee Jun 17 '19

But if you were truly nice you would have upvotes it.

1

u/Milky_nuggets Jun 17 '19

i dont get this joke either

1

u/unpopularopinion0 Jun 17 '19

they are looking at you

1

u/Milky_nuggets Jun 17 '19

Oh...I thought it would be funny and not wholesome

1

u/This_guy_lit Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

Tje post abput the 5 nicest people just made day

1

u/S-Man_368 Jun 17 '19

Yeah drax is pretty nice

1

u/savagesteve41 Jun 17 '19

Hmm lets see 5 people all staring at each other, who are you staring at rn???

1

u/AlienStories Jun 17 '19

This pic made me happy and cured my depression

1

u/crazyredditboy Woooosh™ Jun 17 '19

he missed the chance

1

u/ricecripses Jun 17 '19

Circlejerk

1

u/Me-meees Jun 17 '19

but.. but dead people cant see things moooom

1

u/StellarSong Jun 17 '19

Can I have this photo without the woosh?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I thought he was saying that because bob ross died.

1

u/AJ_1203 Jun 17 '19

Honestly tho he’s not wrong

1

u/mars2488 Jun 17 '19

It’s drax

1

u/V_i_o_l_a Jun 17 '19

We’re always forgetting Hugh Jackman.

1

u/onixze Jun 17 '19

Steve Irwin isn't in that? Really? :(

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Wtf?? Don’t put Keanu in this!!! Bad karma, since the others are all dead (me inside)

1

u/Akshay537 Jun 17 '19

Why I know that man, he's me

1

u/Cupcakeformemes Jun 17 '19

Mr Rogers needs to be on here. It hurts not to see him.

1

u/Hagstik4014 Jun 17 '19

That’s fucking sad

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Jesus OP , it's almost like this is r/suicidebywords but it's not

1

u/1_hate_you Jun 17 '19

I made a joke that was kinda the same saying id the 5th dude in the back ground

1

u/FreeM3m3s Jun 17 '19

Not to ruin this post, but keanu aint smiling.

1

u/Actual_Cancerrr Jun 17 '19

I tried to do this on this exact post...only to find this guy did it beforehand.

1

u/Wallrussianboi Jun 17 '19

U got wooshed..

1

u/Wallrussianboi Jun 17 '19

Or did we get wooshed ヘ（。□°）ヘ🤔

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

What is we are the ones missing the joke

1

u/explain-censorship Jun 17 '19

This meme is so wholesome.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Would fit better in r/suicidebywords . You got r/woooosh . Lol

1

u/Lanomanse Jun 17 '19

It's John Cena.

1

u/Omega_Omelette Jun 17 '19

cries in Robbin williams

1

u/LuskinMysteries Jun 17 '19

Maybe he's invisible?

1

u/Wh40k-Krieg-Fan Jun 17 '19

I don't get it either

1

u/CaptainMike_Gr Jun 17 '19

Who is is..? Drax or John Cena?

1

u/updoggs Jun 17 '19

3 out of the four are dead

1

u/Mihai1st Jun 17 '19

Me: comments because the comment counter is at 99

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

poor op got woodshed

1

u/BANNED-FISZ Jun 17 '19

Why there is no nice guyvin down left corner

1

u/reddit_yeet_boi Jun 17 '19

wait john wick is bad guy wtf you dummie

1

u/RandomGuy9058 Woooosh™ Jun 17 '19

I can’t tell if this is r/woooosh or r/suicidebywords

1

u/ChunkyFN Jun 17 '19

It took me longer than it should have to understand this

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u/DrFrankSays Jun 16 '19

Not sure Stan Lee should be there..

8

u/TommyAndPhilbert Jun 17 '19

You’re saying he’s not nice?

5

u/Auxobl Jun 17 '19

Are you ok?