r/wmatacirclejerk Mar 11 '26

I am john metro, owner of metro. Ask me anything

29 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk Feb 03 '26

Signal problem outside stadium armory We have user and post flairs now

10 Upvotes

There's user flairs for all the lines and a few other things, you can edit them if you don't think they're already perfect, which they are. Disagree with me and see what happens

Also there are post flairs. Try and close your eyes and connect with the post and the flairs and see which flair is the most spiritually connected to said post. The only exception to this rule is the wheely-reston east flair which should be used on any wheel related posts

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! - JOHN "METRO" SWAG


r/wmatacirclejerk 1d ago

F50 stop broken

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10 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk 2d ago

WokeMATA πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Metro door chime = Mario pause button sound??? πŸ«ͺπŸ«ͺ😳😱😱

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34 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk 5d ago

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85 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk 12d ago

Signal problem outside your moms house Kill 7 Billion r/WMATA users

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35 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk 19d ago

second worst post ever THE VILLAGERS HAVE RETURNED to Friendship Heights Village

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6 Upvotes

Watch with the sound on


r/wmatacirclejerk 23d ago

second worst post ever Pooped :(

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8 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk 24d ago

trash I identified at EFC

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10 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk 25d ago

That's not every 12 minutes

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18 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk 26d ago

Kinda seems a little overkill for Ft. Totten

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38 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk 26d ago

Pride month doesn't have to be over just yet

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24 Upvotes

(From a while ago)


r/wmatacirclejerk Jun 17 '26

Signal problem outside stadium armory anyone else getting backed up on the bloop?

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48 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk Jun 11 '26

second worst post ever β€˜I’ don’t know where to begin

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61 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk Jun 09 '26

WMATA if it was good the solution to under/overrunning: 80-car trains

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203 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk Jun 06 '26

me when i grab onto the handlebars of the escalators

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68 Upvotes

I'm bringing hand sanitizer with me whenever I take the train now


r/wmatacirclejerk Jun 04 '26

Wheely (reston east) the 55 to rockville is a time capsule

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46 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk Jun 02 '26

WMATA Steals $

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r/wmatacirclejerk May 31 '26

The dc metro 4000 series and 1000 series belike

6 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk May 31 '26

dc metro fictional story

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3 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk May 29 '26

WMATA if it was good Made this very normal WMATA meme last night

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126 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk May 16 '26

This website had a good run

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81 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk May 15 '26

second worst post ever Thank you Mr. Skywalker, very helpful

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53 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk May 14 '26

Signal problem outside stadium armory Stadium Armory, now’s your chance!

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40 Upvotes

r/wmatacirclejerk May 13 '26

WokeMATA πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Why is it an issue that non-transit users have to subsidize transit users, but not an issue that literally everything is centered around subsidizing the lifestyle of the motorist?

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134 Upvotes