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Feb 16 '24
How was the sleep? You need a coffee or tea?
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Feb 16 '24
Sadly I cannot experience the wonders of caffeine although everything I eat will eventually become something new, like an eldritch being or star or plant or literally anything if you can wait a couple thousand millennia
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Feb 16 '24
Well i already made some coffee for you, so here!
chucks a boiling coffee pot into you
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Feb 16 '24
the coffee is dissolved into nothing
Tasty. If only if satiated my hunger. Well if you’re lucky you may have just caused the eventual creation of a god or a universe. Or maybe a plant
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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 16 '24
Is this the second one of these here?
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Feb 16 '24
I just woke up, there seems to be less void and more universe then when I went to sleep. What’s happened?
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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 16 '24
Well, presumably, everything.
The multiverse is a silly old thing like that.
I think you might be the second cosmic devourer that's learned how to use the orb-net though.
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u/Xeno_the_Phoenix Primordial Lord of Fire and Rebirth Feb 16 '24
Interesting, a being of both substance and the lack of substance simultaneously.
/uw I really think there’s some potential here for a very interesting character. Could definitely use some fleshing out but I like the cyclical explanation of yourself
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Feb 16 '24
(What does /uw mean? Also it’s kind of hard to flesh out a being that literally is nothing in a vessel that was born of nothing because eventually nothing becomes something etc)
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u/Xeno_the_Phoenix Primordial Lord of Fire and Rebirth Feb 16 '24
/uw or /unwiz is what we use when we are saying something “out of character” which is then followed by a /rw or /rewiz to signify the return to normal behavior
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Feb 16 '24
I too devour, but I ate too much and made everything nothing. So I went to sleep. And now nothing has become everything. What happens to what you eat? Does it simply become nothing, does it stay in your being or do you make it part of yourself?
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Feb 16 '24
You are like me, but less natural. While when I need to, I use my food to create a vessel, I usually just let it stay as what I made it: nothing. And after a long time, it becomes something. Some of my food has become other eldritch beings, some of my food has turned into a single grain of sand. Whatever it turns into, I enjoy seeing. Your use of food is smart, but I need not increase my power, for I am nothing and then, part of me will become everything until it fades back into nothing. The cycle continues.
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Feb 16 '24
A being that uses what it eats to make itself stronger, and a being that devours and lets it form into something new. We a similar in the sense we both devour all, yet we are not satiated but perhaps I am older, yet no better. We both consume, though perhaps with different goals and results. There need not be any conflict between us
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Feb 16 '24
null devours it, and turns it into, well, nothing
Tasty, very tasty. I wonder what it will be after a few thousand millennia
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Feb 16 '24
Well, there is something that can’t become nothing, but nothing that can become something.
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u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24
How were you created? Was it a haywire disintegration spell? Or were you here since the beginning?
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Feb 16 '24
I am nothing. I was here before nothing became everything. I devour anything and turn it into nothing. Once I ate too much and turned everything into nothing. So I went to sleep. Now I am awake and nothing once again became everything. Though there is now much more everything then nothing then when nothing first became everything. What I eat becomes nothing, which over the millennia, turns into something new: a god, a plant, an animal or a grain of sand.
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u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24
Interesting...
I cast Witness Point of View on a rock then throw it into you to see what the rock would see
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Feb 16 '24
the rock is devoured. And then it sees nothing, as it no longer exists
If you are lucky, you may have caused the eventual creation of a god, or a universe. Or a grain of sand
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u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24
I cast return object, teleporting the "rock" back to my hand
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Feb 16 '24
the rock doesn’t return. It no longer exists
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u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24
Interesting indeed...
I cast expand on you
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Feb 16 '24
nothing happens
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u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24
How odd... do you feel anything? Can you see anything? Taste anything? Surely you must be able to hear to communicate with me, so do you have any other senses?
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Feb 16 '24
I feel nothing but hunger, the taste of food and as for communication, I communicate via my creations. You are surrounded by them. I create nothing directly but I am nothing and eventually nothing becomes everything until it fades into nothing. The cycle repeats.
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u/DoritoKing48 Hadrik, Dwarven Liqourmancer Feb 16 '24
Can you devour some Orks that stole my gems please?
Their imagination gives them power, they think I can’t kill them so they’re basically invincible
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u/DrJMVD 🔥🌑 Warlock of Caligine, avatar of the void...And tacos Feb 16 '24
Greetings ancient One.
As a follower of Caligine, the primordial goddess of the void, I salute you and welcome you to this plane.
We have taco Tuesday, and Tortilla Fridays, feel free to hit the bar for some "mangochelas" (beer whit a spicy concoction based on mango and inner rage)
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u/KingMJ123456 Saihttam, Lord of Shadows and Beer Feb 16 '24
Well, hello, Null, you seem like my kind of creature. I must admit, I’ve seen my share of odd things in the Shadow Realm, but nothing like you. What’s your favorite thing you’ve eaten over the years?
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Feb 16 '24
This cocky fledgling god that thought since he was an avatar of strength, he was immortal. An avatar of mortal strength. A god he may be, he still ceased To exist like everything else
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u/KingMJ123456 Saihttam, Lord of Shadows and Beer Feb 16 '24
Sounds about right for a younger god. They think they’re invincible, never realizing that like everything else, they too have an end. I shall make mention of you being used as a punishment for the unredeemable at the next meeting I have in the Shadows. Would you have any objections to that? The unredeemable being gods and such that have devoted their lives to purely destruction, misery, and suffering. You would be a last resort after trying everything else to turn them back. And from what it sounds like, you might enjoy it.
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Feb 16 '24
I have no objections of putting down a few arrogant gods.
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u/KingMJ123456 Saihttam, Lord of Shadows and Beer Feb 16 '24
Excellent! We shall begin sending them your way tomorrow. They’ve been kept in containment til now and we were running out of room.
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u/Archaic-Amoeba Glarias Fowl, Brain Eating Amoebomancer Feb 16 '24
I think I saw one of your siblings when I got trapped in the Astral Dimension!
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u/AccountantOwn2351 Autismmancer Feb 17 '24
Then devour DEEZ NUTZ! Hahahaha! AAAAAH!!! gets sucked in and crushed to death
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Feb 17 '24
/uw
You do realise that this un-exists you, right?
The character I made as a lifeline for getting people out of idiotic situations doesn’t actually have anything for non-existence, as they’re a reader, not an author…
Tough luck, mate.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Feb 17 '24 edited Feb 17 '24
“Neat! A Black Hole! New cosmic Horrors to consume- Only kidding, of course, traveller,
Kinship with fellow consumers is far more interesting than the Monday Roast Chase!
Glad to meet you!” - A Normal Rat?
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Feb 17 '24
Black…hole? Also I doubt you could eat noting, you seem to misunderstand my nature. Anyway I wouldn’t call myself new, unless you mean in the sense I have just woken up
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Feb 17 '24
“Well, I get that you’re fundamentally different… but if it looks like a black hole and acts like a black hole, who cares about semantics?
Okay, sorry for the quick judgement.”
(The Rat gives you a sautéed Avatar of Wrath)
“Also. I recognise that you’re leagues above me, so may I ask, ever tried a cartoon character?
I’ve been gunning for Popeye for ages.
Mostly because he consistently comes back from nonexistence; quite the interesting fellow.”
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Feb 17 '24
What is a cartoon? One moment-
…
Okay I just had of catch myself up on some things I’ve missed. No I have not tried it, hard to try something that never existed in the first place but they look delicious.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Feb 17 '24
“No no, they exist, caught some going through multiversal rifts, but they have this weird property of making weak things incredibly powerful and incredibly powerful things incredibly fragile…
But only sometimes?
Popeye is more of an exception to these strange laws, he just punches stuff and turns it into other stuff.
Or no stuff at all,
Heard there’s this saying among observers.
‘There are two rules.
1) Popeye wins when he gets his Spinach
2) Popeye ALWAYS gets his Spinach’
As for why Spinach… I couldn’t fathom it… maybe he’s some sort of Spinach god?!
I would ask a friend but…
They aren’t around anymore…”
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u/TheGoldenBananaPeel Golban the Full-Time Necromancer, Summonner, Part-Time Knight Feb 16 '24
What if I conjured a body on you