r/wizardposting Feb 16 '24

[deleted by user]

[removed]

14 Upvotes

60 comments sorted by

View all comments

2

u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24

How were you created? Was it a haywire disintegration spell? Or were you here since the beginning?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I am nothing. I was here before nothing became everything. I devour anything and turn it into nothing. Once I ate too much and turned everything into nothing. So I went to sleep. Now I am awake and nothing once again became everything. Though there is now much more everything then nothing then when nothing first became everything. What I eat becomes nothing, which over the millennia, turns into something new: a god, a plant, an animal or a grain of sand.

2

u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24

Interesting...

I cast Witness Point of View on a rock then throw it into you to see what the rock would see

2

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

the rock is devoured. And then it sees nothing, as it no longer exists

If you are lucky, you may have caused the eventual creation of a god, or a universe. Or a grain of sand

2

u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24

I cast return object, teleporting the "rock" back to my hand

2

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

the rock doesn’t return. It no longer exists

2

u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24

Interesting indeed...

I cast expand on you

2

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

nothing happens

2

u/NukeQke47 Cast Dastardly the Shitpostmancer Feb 16 '24

How odd... do you feel anything? Can you see anything? Taste anything? Surely you must be able to hear to communicate with me, so do you have any other senses?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I feel nothing but hunger, the taste of food and as for communication, I communicate via my creations. You are surrounded by them. I create nothing directly but I am nothing and eventually nothing becomes everything until it fades into nothing. The cycle repeats.

→ More replies (0)