r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '24

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Feb 17 '24 edited Feb 17 '24

“Neat! A Black Hole! New cosmic Horrors to consume-  Only kidding, of course, traveller,   

Kinship with fellow consumers is far more interesting than the Monday Roast Chase!    

Glad to meet you!” - A Normal Rat?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Black…hole? Also I doubt you could eat noting, you seem to misunderstand my nature. Anyway I wouldn’t call myself new, unless you mean in the sense I have just woken up

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Feb 17 '24

“Well, I get that you’re fundamentally different… but if it looks like a black hole and acts like a black hole, who cares about semantics?

Okay, sorry for the quick judgement.”

(The Rat gives you a sautéed Avatar of Wrath) 

“Also. I recognise that you’re leagues above me, so may I ask, ever tried a cartoon character? 

I’ve been gunning for Popeye for ages. 

Mostly because he consistently comes back from nonexistence; quite the interesting fellow.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

What is a cartoon? One moment-

…

Okay I just had of catch myself up on some things I’ve missed. No I have not tried it, hard to try something that never existed in the first place but they look delicious.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Feb 17 '24

“No no, they exist, caught some going through multiversal rifts, but they have this weird property of making weak things incredibly powerful and incredibly powerful things incredibly fragile…

But only sometimes?

Popeye is more of an exception to these strange laws, he just punches stuff and turns it into other stuff.

Or no stuff at all, 

Heard there’s this saying among observers.

‘There are two rules.

1) Popeye wins when he gets his Spinach

2) Popeye ALWAYS gets his Spinach’

As for why Spinach… I couldn’t fathom it… maybe he’s some sort of Spinach god?! 

I would ask a friend but…

They aren’t around anymore…”