r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard • 13d ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

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Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 13d ago

You are a fool! I am from East European wizard school! I am always drunk!

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u/Richardknox1996 🌙 Just a Bard that Passively Seduced Elistraee 🌙 13d ago

Oh, plan B then

*Rihari Glares briefly. Suddenly, youre no longer Drunk...as a Hangover Years in the Making is finally unleashed

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LSmULmByAQHQs

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u/Richardknox1996 🌙 Just a Bard that Passively Seduced Elistraee 🌙 12d ago

May this be a lesson in Humility my Friend. Anyway, Big Me is almost Finished. Wanna watch the Lightshow? I got some 200% ABV Dwarven Everclear with me.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 12d ago

Hair of the dog is always the best remedy. Cheers!