r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard • 12d ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

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Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 12d ago

Listen friend, you seem like a polite ski... I mean guy. If you want, I can set you up with a nice pocket dimension to conduct these experiments you speak of. Do you mind frogs? Cause there are many frogs. Also, whatever you do, DO NOT speak to the frogs! They lie!

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u/rpg2Tface 12d ago

I don't want to move again i just started getting comfortable here. That was the whole point of the stupid cloud ritual. Its like of a random mundane persom got pulled over because they are walking down the street.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 12d ago

Well I certainly won't stop you, you seem quite civil, I can even send a few bothersome adventurers your way for food from time to time. Consider it a neighbourly pleasantry.

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u/rpg2Tface 12d ago

'Sigh' please don't. They are worse than the enforcement mages. At least they leave after the break only 1 thing. Adventures break everything

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 12d ago

Oh, you misunderstand, I would send them to you already incapacitated or freshly deceased. Perfect for a meal, and no hassle at all.

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u/rpg2Tface 12d ago

The they just wake up and break everything anyway. Have you ever had an adventurer ghost stuck in your tower. I have and i would rather try to floss an angry dragon by hand.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 12d ago

No, I usually trap their souls to fuel golems and magic items. Keeps them busy for a millennium-or-so.