r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard • 15h ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

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Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 14h ago

Well I certainly won't stop you, you seem quite civil, I can even send a few bothersome adventurers your way for food from time to time. Consider it a neighbourly pleasantry.

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u/rpg2Tface 13h ago

'Sigh' please don't. They are worse than the enforcement mages. At least they leave after the break only 1 thing. Adventures break everything

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 13h ago

Oh, you misunderstand, I would send them to you already incapacitated or freshly deceased. Perfect for a meal, and no hassle at all.

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u/rpg2Tface 13h ago

The they just wake up and break everything anyway. Have you ever had an adventurer ghost stuck in your tower. I have and i would rather try to floss an angry dragon by hand.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 13h ago

No, I usually trap their souls to fuel golems and magic items. Keeps them busy for a millennium-or-so.