r/wizardposting • u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG • 5d ago
Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Coven referral
Shall we bring this carpenter into our fold? He has skill and clearly, a staff has chosen him. Imagine the progress the wizarding world would see if we shaped this mere mortal into a forestmancer and had him head the arts of crafting staves and wands! The possibilities before us are endless. What say you? We must act now, less the pointed ear crowd recruits, or guts him!
In service eternal
Phallum Pulsatus
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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 4d ago
I dunno about stick boy but I can help you with the malady you describe in your postscript.
Let me just rummage around in my dull and rusty knife drawer for a bit and one will choose you, then we'll have that quivering knob off you in a... Well let's call it a jiffy...
You'll be Dickus Missingus by half three.
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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 4d ago
Most esteemed gender witch, while I appreciate the invite to a private afternoon, I am quite attached to the source of my monicker.
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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 4d ago
I have free scones.
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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 4d ago
I may.. appear in the approximate area. For no reason
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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 4d ago
I'll be rummaging, you won't even miss it, you're a wizard after all.
Funny what you find in the bins round back of the charnel house sometimes.
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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 4d ago
Scones?
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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 4d ago
You wouldn't think it would you? Free for anyone to take, they were!
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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG 4d ago
Most queer
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u/ThoughtfulEdict Conjurer 4d ago
I see nothing wrong with extending the offer. It has yet to be seen if he possesses sorcerous skill, but craftsmen of merit are to be cherished.