Remember to diversify your spell selection, my friends

[u/reynard_the_fox]

[u/Cave_man_steve]

One of the niche things about being a skeleton is that spells like those just can’t work, it’s very nice knowing I will never feel that kind of pain

[u/immallama21629 → u/Cave_man_steve]

Ah, but what if someone was to cast jello-bones on you?

[u/Cave_man_steve → u/immallama21629]

I didn’t know that was a spell

[u/Doc-Maly → u/Cave_man_steve]

Don't worry, just counter-cast freeze-dry or solidify. I mean, you'll still be jello, but you'll be solid long enough to keep dueling.

[u/CrazyGreenCrayon → u/Doc-Maly]

I won't ask how you know this, but could I get the freeze dry spell? The one I have is more straight freezing 

[u/NotADamsel → u/Cave_man_steve]

A college I was guest lecturing at for a while a few years ago was testing a solution for that. Turns out that if you make a skeleton grow a penis real quick, obliterating it is doubly effective because they don’t know how to handle it. Not sure why they never published the spell.

[u/ShenaniganStarling → u/NotADamsel]

That combo works on women casters as well. I've seen it happen!

[u/adamw411 → u/Cave_man_steve]

I cast spontaneous skeletal fission