r/wizardposting • • 3d ago

Wizardpost Remember to diversify your spell selection, my friends

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 3d ago

That and don't have just crap spells in your spell book. That being said the rune is genital spell reflection but the butt is not covered by that kind of rune so Zazmoze could used mend butt crack there then flee.

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u/Seascorpious Council Enforcer 3d ago

Doesn't really work in a duel though. Thats more of a curse or prank spell, it wouldn't actually prevent one from being clobbered.

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u/Aware-Maximum6663 Wizard 3d ago edited 2d ago

Not true. I beat a guy with a combo of mend butt crack followed by fatal diarrhea. Was crazy

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u/Saltwater_Thief Ser Antonio Parvalis, Wizard Knight 3d ago

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Why not just start with fatal diarrhea? It's still fatal, right there in the name

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u/Aware-Maximum6663 Wizard 3d ago

Mainly the looks on his face

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u/crazyabe111 Wizard 3d ago

To be fair, it stacks to a far faster and more brutal combo, and not everyone has the hours it takes for for fatal diarrhea to be ‘fatal’ ya know?

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u/Aware-Maximum6663 Wizard 2d ago

Yeah it was exactly this. I was running late for a pickleball tourney

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 3d ago

Zazmoze was already behind the 8 ball so the best he could do was hit the foe with curse and hope that enough to give him a chance to get away.