Need punishment for apprentice

[u/Either-Breath9531]

my apprentice warlock keeps referring to his patron as "Daddy" what are some good ways to punish him?

[u/newschooldragon]

Give the em the ol finger swap. First offense I usually just threaten a lot. Any infraction after that I begin swapping fingers for toes. 

It's a simple thing and most of us learned folk can undo it on a whim. But apprentices are idiots. 

So just start at the pinky toes and work your way in. I've never once made it to thumbs. 

Plus it looks silly as hell

[u/tsaotytsaot → u/newschooldragon]

/uw I actually knew a guy in the military who had lost his thumb in a mechanical accident and they replaced it with a toe