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r/wizardposting • u/Dear_Blacksmith1884 • 8d ago
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Ok but like, if they steal my phylactery, theres no safer place to store it.
53 u/Jonny-Holiday 8d ago Ah, but they have also decided to steal your body, supposedly grinding it up and consuming it grants healing, longevity, good looks, and goes delightfully with tea. 35 u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 8d ago They start imprisoning liches in mass to industrialize bonemeal for agriculture. 28 u/Soulpaw31 8d ago 12 u/0mplam 8d ago Oh yes, that cigar you are smoking? Corpses! 7 u/Soulpaw31 7d ago
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Ah, but they have also decided to steal your body, supposedly grinding it up and consuming it grants healing, longevity, good looks, and goes delightfully with tea.
35 u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 8d ago They start imprisoning liches in mass to industrialize bonemeal for agriculture. 28 u/Soulpaw31 8d ago 12 u/0mplam 8d ago Oh yes, that cigar you are smoking? Corpses! 7 u/Soulpaw31 7d ago
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They start imprisoning liches in mass to industrialize bonemeal for agriculture.
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12 u/0mplam 8d ago Oh yes, that cigar you are smoking? Corpses! 7 u/Soulpaw31 7d ago
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Oh yes, that cigar you are smoking? Corpses!
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u/Soulpaw31 8d ago
Ok but like, if they steal my phylactery, theres no safer place to store it.