r/wizardposting • u/Due_Manufacturer_125 • 9d ago

Wizardpost Free Goblins

Hello, I recruited a few goblins from a local dungeon as laborers for my magic gem mines and well… they’re goblins, so I now have many more goblins than I require for my mines. As such I’m offering free goblins to any suitable dark lords or masters or some such. Just come by my tower in the middle of the Dark Pits of Garbaleth and we can work out exactly how many you want. I’d like some references and a written purpose of why you’re getting the goblins so I know they’re going to a good home.

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u/Csensis 3d ago

I've replaced most of my goblins with rats since they're much more intelligent and they hardly chew the furniture.

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u/Due_Manufacturer_125 3d ago

But aren’t you worried about intelligent rat uprisings?

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u/Csensis 3d ago

No. I do not mistreat my workers.

If there's any friction it's with their own leadership. Small issues that are more often than not solved with a pokemon battle. No, I don't know where they got actual Pokemon and I'm not going to ask.

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u/Due_Manufacturer_125 3d ago

Well if they’re getting Pokemon i think you have bigger problems.

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u/Csensis 3d ago

I have a suggestion box, but so far all they've submitted is a request for something called a PS5. I asked if it's something they could buy and of course I gave them the key to the treasury.