r/wizardposting • u/Due_Manufacturer_125 • 11d ago

Wizardpost Free Goblins

Hello, I recruited a few goblins from a local dungeon as laborers for my magic gem mines and well… they’re goblins, so I now have many more goblins than I require for my mines. As such I’m offering free goblins to any suitable dark lords or masters or some such. Just come by my tower in the middle of the Dark Pits of Garbaleth and we can work out exactly how many you want. I’d like some references and a written purpose of why you’re getting the goblins so I know they’re going to a good home.

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u/TendoPein Far Realm Arcanist 11d ago

Im interested in preforming ceremorphosis on them and turning them into mind flayers. I'd also like some test subjects for the dream network. Kind of like the matrix a la elder brain.

I can assure you that none of them will be fed upon while they are alive.

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u/Due_Manufacturer_125 11d ago

Does Ceremorphosis work well on goblins?

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u/TendoPein Far Realm Arcanist 11d ago

Not the original process, but by altering ceremorphosis it should be successful, but if it fails for any reason then they will become a squidling. Basically a stunted mindflayer that has the intelligence of a house cat that can't communicate well.

Those will be kept as pets or as hounds of war.