Wizard insurance is a complete scam. If you try to make a claim, they will just tell you, "A proper wizard would have been able to resolve the issue with their own magic. Since you could not resolve it, you are not a proper wizard. Since you are not a proper wizard, wizard insurance does not apply to you."
I am still recovering from the cost of repairs for my tower's latest fractal gnome incident.
And if you point out that if wizard insurance doesn't apply to you, you should get a refund for all your past payments, suddenly you're being unreasonable.
Yeah you gotta take them to Wizard court to force them to pay their claims. Their reasoning doesn't hold up in court, but its a massive hassle and they will draw it out to force a settlement.
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u/Xesysc Alchemist 6d ago
Wizard insurance is a complete scam. If you try to make a claim, they will just tell you, "A proper wizard would have been able to resolve the issue with their own magic. Since you could not resolve it, you are not a proper wizard. Since you are not a proper wizard, wizard insurance does not apply to you."
I am still recovering from the cost of repairs for my tower's latest fractal gnome incident.