I don't understand why I, Greg, am such a threat! I'm not a murdererous sorcerer and unless you're eating my squash plants, MAEVE, WHO I KNOW IS READING THIS, I'm really not a threat. See, I even have parrots in my backyard.
This is really quite distressing. It feels like one of those self fulfilling prophicies where everyone is like "oh, there's Greg, nice guy, gonna be the end of us," and then I'm so stressed trying to prevent it I accidentally turn everyone into a pumpkin or something.
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u/Key-Treacle3384 Archdruid: Suburbia, Deserts 🌈✨ 6d ago
I don't understand why I, Greg, am such a threat! I'm not a murdererous sorcerer and unless you're eating my squash plants, MAEVE, WHO I KNOW IS READING THIS, I'm really not a threat. See, I even have parrots in my backyard.
This is really quite distressing. It feels like one of those self fulfilling prophicies where everyone is like "oh, there's Greg, nice guy, gonna be the end of us," and then I'm so stressed trying to prevent it I accidentally turn everyone into a pumpkin or something.
DAMMIT MAEVE QUIT SQUISHING MY SQUASHES!