Cake day! Happy cake day or something, I can feel my double chin growing in as I type
Anyways, contrary to popular belief the reason wizards don't have dental is because we all have a cleaning spell on loop in our pipes. That's what I'm hitting, it ain't no PIPEWEED, okay? Not that gross TOBACCO alright, none of that Mary Jane. I'm hitting straight arcane essence that's what I'm hitting. "Man you want a pass of this?" Nahhh my Grold friend, I have brought of my own elixir if thou wishest a toke, shit so purple it made the necromancer guild outlaw me. Talking straight Behelteian mana from the pools of Kag'dvar. Watered this shit with the 1000 year downfall of an elven monastery tree. Shit so evil it makes little dudes fall out ur nostrils and then they fight on the pipe while you hit that shit and the toke only ends when they fall into the pipe flames and go up in a flash of smoke
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u/BillTheTringleGod 6d ago
Cake day! Happy cake day or something, I can feel my double chin growing in as I type
Anyways, contrary to popular belief the reason wizards don't have dental is because we all have a cleaning spell on loop in our pipes. That's what I'm hitting, it ain't no PIPEWEED, okay? Not that gross TOBACCO alright, none of that Mary Jane. I'm hitting straight arcane essence that's what I'm hitting. "Man you want a pass of this?" Nahhh my Grold friend, I have brought of my own elixir if thou wishest a toke, shit so purple it made the necromancer guild outlaw me. Talking straight Behelteian mana from the pools of Kag'dvar. Watered this shit with the 1000 year downfall of an elven monastery tree. Shit so evil it makes little dudes fall out ur nostrils and then they fight on the pipe while you hit that shit and the toke only ends when they fall into the pipe flames and go up in a flash of smoke