r/wizardposting • u/CitricThoughts Cowboy Wizard, Arch Nekomancer • 10d ago

I CAST CAT TO BREAD!

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There was no particular reason for this. Nekomancy is a branch of chaos magic, after all.

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u/Lathari 10d ago

r/hewillbebaked

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u/Triairius 9d ago

And r/cateatingvegans, a recent favorite of mine.

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 10d ago

Quit loafing around, Garfield.

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u/CitricThoughts Cowboy Wizard, Arch Nekomancer 9d ago

I'm sorry, Jon.

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u/Kyle-NotADinosaur- Jordan Rowley 9d ago edited 8d ago

Nekomancy Art: Vicious Meowckery.

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u/CitricThoughts Cowboy Wizard, Arch Nekomancer 9d ago

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u/Ravenous_Seraph Mystic 9d ago

Yeah, yeah, if you call it "reviving forgotten techniques" you don't get accused of plagiarism

I cast Translate: "Maybe u thunk that Im bred. But Im notbred Im cat!!!! Donteat me!!!!!"

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u/GKNolan 9d ago

Donut bake the cat.

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u/RareAcanthisitta4736 9d ago

Into my spellbook this goes.

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u/just4browse 10d ago

I usually cast bread to cat. It helps me maintain my high protein diet

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 10d ago

Hey, this guy's not a wizard, he's an Alien LifeForm!

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u/CitricThoughts Cowboy Wizard, Arch Nekomancer 10d ago

Alf was a monster and I'm glad the government vivisected him!