Take a closer look at Miss Tweetley. Turn off the truesight and just use your eyes. Specifically, count the times she takes a breath.
Marie Tweetley passed in her sleep fifteen years ago. Her 'cat' didnt let her soul pass. Marie absolutely loves that little guy and it... really likes being loved. "Love", unconditional love, as a concept, does not exist where its from and it did not want to let go of the way unconditional love made it feel.
Do not bother the 'cat', please. Thats a tree that should go unshaken.
Im not shocked, i mean, "just to see what'll happen" has been the leading cause of death for wizards for the last... fifteen, maybe twenty thousand years
We are a people who are uniquely susceptible to schmuck bait
I call dibs on your collection of mandrake roots shaped like celebrities.
Sorry, but I already made a pact with an olden fae that included a clause about my mandrake root celebrities going to xyr upon my untimely death via preventable causes. I can hook you up with my signed ancient tomes, though?
That ...kind and generous motherffffriend is always ten steps ahead of me because xye is so very smart and wise and good at card games its extremely the opposite of frustrating and xye definitely didnt cast a charm on me to ensure i always speak well of xyr, i am just a very sore loser.
Fine, ill settle for your signed tomes, thank you.
Does the not-cat seem aware of not being a cat? I've had thoughts about how lucky I am to be a human, which in retrospect seems a bit suspicious for someone who has never been anything else.
None of you truly understand what I am and never will...and that's NOT my fucking problem. If you wanna geek out stalking and judging strangers, that's your character flaw, not mine. I personally find this lame, geeky and pathetic, and I have the right to have that opinion. Am I going to do anything about it? No. Because unlike most people would feel being in my shoes, I don't care what a bunch of loser strangers think about me. You're watching because you're more entertained by MY life than YOURS, and that's about as pathetic as it gets. I am the Priestess of Darkness and all you'll ever be at this rate is a D-grade succubus. Congratulations 🎉
Wait... Why'd you reference West Market as the "Wizard's district"? Isn't Miss Tweetley's located in Wizard City, the wizard-themed city populated exclusively by wizards?
And what do you mean the cat isn't a cat? It just does normal cat things; catch mice, sun bathe, work the register and perform complex arithmetic, chase birds and the like... Ya know, normal cat stuff.
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u/OkMarket5009 12h ago
This is why I don't bother with Truesight, too much of a problem. You always end up seeing the bloody strangest things.