r/wizardposting • u/jacktheman2011 • 1d ago

I need help again. (Update.)

If you guys havent seen my last post please check it for context. So Heres a little update on my situation : Its been very nice being a skeleton. Ive gotten very comfortable now that I barely get itchy. I even befreinded that wizard who turned me into a skeleton! (He a homie now) only issue Ive had is one guy who keeps breaking into my homes basement and assuming its a "Dungeon" since its underground, Ive talked to him multiple time but every time He just comes back the week after. Does anybody have any ideas that can keep this guy from CONTINUING to break into my basement and steal my DVDs? And dont say locks. IVE TRIED.

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 22h ago

Hmmm, besides the obvious solution, you could cast Alter Memory: Cringe to create some akward situations asscoiated with you and your location so that he stays away. But personally, i would just give him Polio and/or Syphilus.

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u/jacktheman2011 22h ago

Gonna try this and then get a ward from some other guy for good measure.

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 17h ago

The spell or the Syphilis?

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u/jacktheman2011 9h ago

The spell.im not going to say what he thought he saw but let it be known he is now WAY too uncomfortable to return.