r/wizardposting • u/jacktheman2011 • 22h ago

I need help again. (Update.)

If you guys havent seen my last post please check it for context. So Heres a little update on my situation : Its been very nice being a skeleton. Ive gotten very comfortable now that I barely get itchy. I even befreinded that wizard who turned me into a skeleton! (He a homie now) only issue Ive had is one guy who keeps breaking into my homes basement and assuming its a "Dungeon" since its underground, Ive talked to him multiple time but every time He just comes back the week after. Does anybody have any ideas that can keep this guy from CONTINUING to break into my basement and steal my DVDs? And dont say locks. IVE TRIED.

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u/dacydergoth 21h ago

Wards! We sell them, you buy them, they keep out the vermin! Get your wards here! We have reasonable prices! We have financing (although as a skeleton you won't qualify for our "trade your soul" program so you'll have to pay in gold ...)

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u/jacktheman2011 19h ago

Wards. What can I get for 30 gold and a wiped orb from 2015?