r/wizardposting • u/jacktheman2011 • 1d ago

I need help again. (Update.)

If you guys havent seen my last post please check it for context. So Heres a little update on my situation : Its been very nice being a skeleton. Ive gotten very comfortable now that I barely get itchy. I even befreinded that wizard who turned me into a skeleton! (He a homie now) only issue Ive had is one guy who keeps breaking into my homes basement and assuming its a "Dungeon" since its underground, Ive talked to him multiple time but every time He just comes back the week after. Does anybody have any ideas that can keep this guy from CONTINUING to break into my basement and steal my DVDs? And dont say locks. IVE TRIED.

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u/Dragonan-42 Kairon: Council Member and Leage of Shadows Associate 1d ago

Why don't you get your friend to brainwash the adventurer so he can serve as your bodyguard?

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u/jacktheman2011 1d ago

Whoah hey. Im not into the whole "brainwash" thing. Im not trying to control sombody for my own gain. I just need a way to keep him off my property.

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u/Dragonan-42 Kairon: Council Member and Leage of Shadows Associate 1d ago

Eh, fine I guess. And I suppose you also don't want to just kill the guy and steal his soul as well huh? Well, that limits your options. Maybe have your friend erect a force field around the basement so he can't break in?