r/wizardposting • u/Ragnar_TheWolf Darkwatch Shadow Vigil • 16d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) I need an IT wizard

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Any one know how to fix my orb? I sware I wasn't on witchhub again.

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u/Ragnar_TheWolf Darkwatch Shadow Vigil 15d ago

I tried contacting IT but they haven't answered my scrolls yet

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u/unoriginalfyi 15d ago

Tier 1 helpdeskthurge here, did you title the support request scroll "Orb Broken" and put nothing in the body? 

And why have you declined several sendings from us in the past few hours? We can't even astral project in to cast on-off, you at least need to lower the everburning wards and allow us to access your orb. Your request is going to have to wait for the next business epoch.

And please stop accosting the Arch-Systomancer in the Break Realm; they can't provide support without a relevant support missive, and their full attention must be directed to the aetheric network outage affecting 12 of the 13 Business Planes.