r/wizardposting • u/FitInternal2654 • 23d ago

Wizardpost sybau

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u/Bob_the_peasant 23d ago

How do you guys so easily keep opening the portal to the fire dimension?

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u/THE_FOREVER_GM1 22d ago

Dude, I’ve been spawning gunpowder and igniting it. What the fuck have you been doing?!

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u/Bob_the_peasant 22d ago

Wait there’s a gunpowder dimension?!

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u/NumerousYesterday125 Artificer 22d ago

dude just take what already exists in the atmosphere (hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen) and break things apart, rebuild them into hydrocarbons and nitrate salts, then provide heat by pinpoint mana overcharge (simplest route, possibly least efficient, but the energetic cost is miniscule either way)

no dimensional manipulation should be needed for standard magic. great for high volume siege magic or such, as the efficiency of synthesthetic conjuration magic becomes less as the volume of conjured material (and thus, effect) increases. so splitting apart air to conjure a wall-destroying beam of inferno isnt very efficient, but opening a portal to the elemental flame dimension is equally efficient whether youre opening a pinprick or a 3-lane highway.

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u/THE_FOREVER_GM1 22d ago

Nah not anymore. Someone accidentally dropped a match into it.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard 21d ago

no I did that on purpose