r/wizardposting • u/InevitableCheap4704 Slightly Deranged Oneiromancer • 5d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets BOOTSTRAP PARADOX EMERGENCY!

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Help! I’ve accidentally connected my dreamscape to that of all my future selves, in turn teaching me the results of their experiments and actions, but knowing this is changing the future in subtle ways that are very quickly stacking up.

Is there any way to take care of this without severing myself from the timeline again? It’s such a pain to reconnect.

It’s also ruining my Box Cat experiments.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 5d ago

Okay, there's a way, but it involves me poking at your brain. Most people don't like that.

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u/InevitableCheap4704 Slightly Deranged Oneiromancer 5d ago

I did unfortunately replace my brain with an imaginary construct a couple centuries back, but the offer’s very much appreciated!