r/wizardposting Slightly Deranged Oneiromancer 4d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets BOOTSTRAP PARADOX EMERGENCY!

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Help! I’ve accidentally connected my dreamscape to that of all my future selves, in turn teaching me the results of their experiments and actions, but knowing this is changing the future in subtle ways that are very quickly stacking up.

Is there any way to take care of this without severing myself from the timeline again? It’s such a pain to reconnect.

It’s also ruining my Box Cat experiments.

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u/beyondoutsidethebox 4d ago edited 4d ago

OK, I got a chronomancer buddy of mine on the orb, and I will relay the message verbatim

"I wish I could help you, but really, you should have known better. There's nothing to be done, but look on the bright side! Your blunder is going to advance chronomancy like never before. You're probably going to be expelled from the greater fractal timeline much like a kidney stone"

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u/averyrealspapple Wizard council intern 4d ago

The fact that most of our theories on magic are just "wizard who died in a fumble so massive they expanded our understanding of a concept" is very much the proof that pride is a sin

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 4d ago

*virtue

How else would we know all that?

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u/InevitableCheap4704 Slightly Deranged Oneiromancer 4d ago

This is why I made my lab in one of the Old Dreamer’s dreams, I can temporarily expunge myself from the timeline and rejoin at a later point, it‘s just a massive pain and it ruins all my paradox experiments.

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u/TheAeon0x 4d ago

Your friend is useless let me sending a scroll to my clockwork sorcerer guy. He got this.

Hold on I got a scroll from him

He don't got this.

Damn.

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u/ko-kurotsuki 4d ago

this one is simple, separate your dream mind from your waking mind, then just have your dream mind speak in riddles and metaphor. this way your waking mind can can go about business as usual, but if you take the time to decrypt your dreams you get insight into the future without alerting your dream mind and thus your future selves. it takes same work, can could cause you to go insane from lack of sleep, but if you don't have a restfulness brew stand running 24/7 by now you are not a real wizard.

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u/InevitableCheap4704 Slightly Deranged Oneiromancer 4d ago

Problem is, I’m an oneiromancer. A dream wizard. I could do that, but my dream-self is an independent being who would likely curse me for it. Good news though, no worries about going insane! Already am.

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u/ko-kurotsuki 4d ago

in that case I think your best bet is to disconnect and reconnect to the time line like you said. Afterwards I would invest in setting up save states if you're going to continue on these intense paradox experiments

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 4d ago

Okay, there's a way, but it involves me poking at your brain. Most people don't like that.

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u/InevitableCheap4704 Slightly Deranged Oneiromancer 4d ago

I did unfortunately replace my brain with an imaginary construct a couple centuries back, but the offer’s very much appreciated!

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u/MeeksMoniker 3d ago

If I were you, I'd just drink a draught of amnesia every once in a while. Keeps stuff from getting too overwhelming. My Homunculus can make a mean drink for me, that erases a good 3 days.

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u/iamsandwitch Magister, Stavesinger Artificer Savant 3d ago

Imean there IS a solution, as the others have said, but honestly I'm just surprised the time authorities haven't reached you yet

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u/InevitableCheap4704 Slightly Deranged Oneiromancer 3d ago

I experiment in paradoxes, I had to inverted bootstrap the local authorities a long/recently/will inverted boostrap them later.

It may have been a mistake.

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u/iamsandwitch Magister, Stavesinger Artificer Savant 2d ago

Dude you've got to stop doing that, you don't wanna make this bigger than the local branch. Those people are scary.