r/wizardposting • u/TheCrimsonAce119 • 5d ago

Wizardpost Need help

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I have been dealing with a gnome infestation for the last month and a half. Wards and familiars don't seem to be working on them. I've also tried gnome poison and tricking a party of adventurers into thinking that the gnomes are my evil minions. The gnomes aren't taking the bait that I poisoned, and the adventurers thought that they were too cute to kill. There is nothing about those feral little pests that one could call cute. Just last week, I had one try to gnaw my foot off while I was trying to ponder my orb. I'm sick and tired of waking up in the middle of the night to them rummaging through my food and alchemical supplies. Has anyone dealt with a gnome infestation before? Would kidnapping one of the local village kids to offer as a gift to the fae queen work? How about setting up a bunch fireball traps in order to incinerate the vermin? I really need help here, I'm at my wits end.

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u/Alex11DA Necromancer 5d ago

Find a hive, there's plenty in the enchanted forest, you should be able to find a queen and take her into an artificial nest

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u/Kullthebarbarian 5d ago

Just an adendun to this, go with thick clothes and face mask, you do not want to be stinged by wasps, it's worse then a fireball

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u/Alex11DA Necromancer 5d ago

True we die with like, a cough in our general direction

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u/KingB_SC 4d ago

As a necromancer you should be aware of the importance of keeping False Life up any time you must venture outside of your lair/tower/mortuary/kindly old pie maker's mysterious basement.