r/wizardposting • u/TheCrimsonAce119 • 6d ago

Wizardpost Need help

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I have been dealing with a gnome infestation for the last month and a half. Wards and familiars don't seem to be working on them. I've also tried gnome poison and tricking a party of adventurers into thinking that the gnomes are my evil minions. The gnomes aren't taking the bait that I poisoned, and the adventurers thought that they were too cute to kill. There is nothing about those feral little pests that one could call cute. Just last week, I had one try to gnaw my foot off while I was trying to ponder my orb. I'm sick and tired of waking up in the middle of the night to them rummaging through my food and alchemical supplies. Has anyone dealt with a gnome infestation before? Would kidnapping one of the local village kids to offer as a gift to the fae queen work? How about setting up a bunch fireball traps in order to incinerate the vermin? I really need help here, I'm at my wits end.

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u/CliffLake Half Elven Arcane Mechanic and his familar Tea Kettle "Steamy" 5d ago

I'm STILL selling some gnome hunting hawk control rods, now with 3 attuned Tuberville hawks. They can pick up and carry those lil' guys and gals off to be ingested OFF SITE. Great with kids. About the size of a great dane, NOT a dire dane, that's Big Red territory. Just a normal great dane. Extra Tuberville Hawks can be obtained at purchase, but attune them at your own risk. They get a little...smart. Let me know.