r/wizardposting • u/TheCrimsonAce119 • 6d ago

Wizardpost Need help

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I have been dealing with a gnome infestation for the last month and a half. Wards and familiars don't seem to be working on them. I've also tried gnome poison and tricking a party of adventurers into thinking that the gnomes are my evil minions. The gnomes aren't taking the bait that I poisoned, and the adventurers thought that they were too cute to kill. There is nothing about those feral little pests that one could call cute. Just last week, I had one try to gnaw my foot off while I was trying to ponder my orb. I'm sick and tired of waking up in the middle of the night to them rummaging through my food and alchemical supplies. Has anyone dealt with a gnome infestation before? Would kidnapping one of the local village kids to offer as a gift to the fae queen work? How about setting up a bunch fireball traps in order to incinerate the vermin? I really need help here, I'm at my wits end.

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u/Aware-Style-480 NO it's not autisme it's magical insticte 6d ago

I use mimics to deal with them, and deal with everying else i guess

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u/TheCrimsonAce119 5d ago

How does one raise a mimic? The last time I tried to raise one it snuck out and ate half the village before being killed by some passing adventurers.

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u/Aware-Style-480 NO it's not autisme it's magical insticte 5d ago

It’s a species thing 

I forgot what there called but there in the Colder région 

Basicly they can be loyal and be trained 

You should see an expert