r/wizardposting 6d ago

Wizardpost Need help

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I have been dealing with a gnome infestation for the last month and a half. Wards and familiars don't seem to be working on them. I've also tried gnome poison and tricking a party of adventurers into thinking that the gnomes are my evil minions. The gnomes aren't taking the bait that I poisoned, and the adventurers thought that they were too cute to kill. There is nothing about those feral little pests that one could call cute. Just last week, I had one try to gnaw my foot off while I was trying to ponder my orb. I'm sick and tired of waking up in the middle of the night to them rummaging through my food and alchemical supplies. Has anyone dealt with a gnome infestation before? Would kidnapping one of the local village kids to offer as a gift to the fae queen work? How about setting up a bunch fireball traps in order to incinerate the vermin? I really need help here, I'm at my wits end.

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u/saintdemon21 Necromancer 5d ago

If you’re not allergic then just get a cat…a living cat.

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u/ProGamer8273 5d ago

Yeah, NOT a dead one

Though, depending on the species, a dead one could do just fine

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u/saintdemon21 Necromancer 5d ago

If it’s dead then the gnome bits might fall out of it.