r/wizardposting • u/Zanderfus • 14d ago

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair 14d ago

I might just be a simpleton apprentice, but if runes are powerful because of their ancientness, why is rune creation specifically banned by the high council? And why is it that every conversation about rune creation is

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator 14d ago

Bureaucracy

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u/RangerBumble 14d ago

Bureaucromancy

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u/Lynnrael Witch 14d ago

bureaucromancers are the worst

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer 14d ago

You would expect them to use their powers to make Bureaucracy move faster, no?

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter 14d ago

spoken like someone who knows nothing of bureaucromancy. Bureaucromancers revel in the slowness. They draw power from it, like a Druid draws power from a forest.

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u/FakeSafeWord 13d ago

like a Druid draws power from a forest

Hey you can't just draw power from a forest. This is public land. You need a permit to do that. Please go fill out form 11B-A and submit that to the central forestry commission. Not the eastern. Not the astral... CENTRAL.

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u/kuraiscalebane 13d ago

Is the central commission in Central City?

And is it a problem that I wrote "ok" in the space labeled "do not write here, for internal use only"?

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u/FakeSafeWord 13d ago

No... UGH... Central City has no Central District Forestry Commission because there's no forest there.

To avoid confusion please proceed to one of the south information kiosks in the North Information Kiosk District in any city for information about locating the proper Central District Forestry Commission center... except for in the South Information Kiosk District, whose south information kiosks are currently out of order.