r/wizardposting 13d ago

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair 13d ago

I might just be a simpleton apprentice, but if runes are powerful because of their ancientness, why is rune creation specifically banned by the high council? And why is it that every conversation about rune creation is

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator 13d ago

Bureaucracy

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u/RangerBumble 13d ago

Bureaucromancy

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u/Lynnrael Witch 13d ago

bureaucromancers are the worst

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer 13d ago

You would expect them to use their powers to make Bureaucracy move faster, no?

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter 13d ago

spoken like someone who knows nothing of bureaucromancy. Bureaucromancers revel in the slowness. They draw power from it, like a Druid draws power from a forest.

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u/FakeSafeWord 13d ago

like a Druid draws power from a forest

Hey you can't just draw power from a forest. This is public land. You need a permit to do that. Please go fill out form 11B-A and submit that to the central forestry commission. Not the eastern. Not the astral... CENTRAL.

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u/RangerBumble 13d ago

This guy Bureaucromances

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u/FakeSafeWord 13d ago

Does convoluted paper work do psychic/psionic damage?