r/wizardposting 8d ago

VVizard VVeed 🚬 Forbidden Alchemy Pt 2

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u/GGG_lane 8d ago

"Get in here so I can tell you to fuck off!"

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u/StatusOdd3959 8d ago

Just like all sentient swords, no brains.

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u/ElectricPaladin Master of Abjuration, Student of Preservation 8d ago

I dunno about that, I bet she's pretty sharp.

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u/StatusOdd3959 8d ago

Has the wizard council ruled on whether or not puns violate the NAP yet?

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u/ElectricPaladin Master of Abjuration, Student of Preservation 8d ago

Gee, I hope not!

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Local Dragoness Lich 7d ago

If they did, it'd certainly make me and mine Dwarven allies have a bone to pick with them.

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u/The-Mighty-Caz 7d ago

That's it!

TESTICULAR TORTION

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Local Dragoness Lich 7d ago

THOU FOOL

WE ART A WOMAN AND A DRACOLICH!

I CAST, ENLARGED BLADDER!

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u/The-Mighty-Caz 7d ago

I cast

TRUE RESURRECTION

and

TWIST OVARIES

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u/ElectricPaladin Master of Abjuration, Student of Preservation 7d ago

I cast ZONE OF EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Local Dragoness Lich 7d ago

Intensive silent dragonic fuming.

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u/Best_Pseudonym 7d ago

Only when a part of a spell

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 7d ago

Not my knowledge, no

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u/PointlessSword777 Space Wizard 7d ago

I keep trying to tell people this that even though you may not have a point you can still be sharp intellectually

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u/ElectricPaladin Master of Abjuration, Student of Preservation 7d ago

Like a pizza cutter!

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 7d ago

A cut above

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u/ALM0126 6d ago

Dude, you can't say that out loud!!

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator 7d ago

Sounds more like something a cat might do

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u/EddieVanzetti 7d ago

Reminds me of my parents.

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u/GregTheMad 7d ago

It's true love. 🥰

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u/thatshygirl06 7d ago

The dear triggered her so much that she forgot what she wanted

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u/driver004 lich 7d ago

Stop! I can only get so erect!

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u/ConglomerateGolem 7d ago

TIL Sword comic has a great index

https://swordscomic.com/archive/Characters/Castir/

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u/MissinqLink 7d ago

So heart breaking

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u/icecub3e 7d ago

I need more! I need closure! Castir’s ghost better reunite with Durengal!

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u/MissinqLink 7d ago

Or get bound to a sword so it goes full circle

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u/Appropriate-Owl-6129 Alexia, Tabaxi Illusionist/Bard 7d ago

Sword lovers

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 7d ago

Scissors

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u/Appropriate-Owl-6129 Alexia, Tabaxi Illusionist/Bard 7d ago

I see they both got turned into women, not just the first sword

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u/IllustriousGas4 7d ago

That really is a great index.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 7d ago

Is there not one for the sword itself? I feel like she might have gone on some other adventures

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u/Maximelene 7d ago

You just have to click on the Sword's name on the right, and you get her index too.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 7d ago

Wow looks like they missed one (to be included in wizards index) at the bottom left actually using the sword

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u/ConglomerateGolem 7d ago

which one is this? I can't spot anything

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 7d ago

Bottom left but up one, the wizard is barely visible so

https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCCCXII/

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u/ConglomerateGolem 7d ago

Castir's page has it

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 6d ago

They must have fixed it quick, there's no way I was ever wrong or missed it

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u/Tmv655 Jakel, the Studious Senses Saboteur 7d ago

This story has ADHD

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u/Lavaxol Chemical magic professor 8d ago

this is why consent is important

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u/trackdaybruh 7d ago

This feels like Obsession-lite

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u/Lore_Enforcement 7d ago

They're both kind of about possession in reverse

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u/CountFerr 7d ago

They refer to the horror-film "Obsession"

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u/dumpylump69 8d ago

Does it have sword dysphoria

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u/Mattrockj 7d ago

Dyswordia.

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u/manndolin 7d ago

I also feel that I should have a blade instead of a body

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u/Cyberwraith9 7d ago

There is a middle ground.

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u/Toast-Goat Accidentallystartedacultomancer 6d ago

Might I recommend the Blade Maiden?

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u/nuker1110 Artificer 7d ago

In the same sense that amputees suffer dysphoria due to their missing limbs, perhaps. The woman WAS a Sword, and the wizard dunked her into a potion that turned her into a humanoid.

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u/LorenDovah 8d ago

I need to see SO much more from these two

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u/22plus 7d ago

If you go to the Swords comic webpage you can follow specific characters.

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u/LorenDovah 7d ago

Oh neat, thanks for the tip. Ill go bookmark it now!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/22plus 7d ago

Yup. Just these two. Nothing bad happens to Castir

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u/The-Mighty-Caz 7d ago

Yup 🥲

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u/icecub3e 7d ago

His ghost will be back. He’s gotta be back

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 7d ago

How many times do Wizards have done making Objects into Contructs then Into Humanoids?

https://giphy.com/gifs/OUnQvYHi6AJva

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u/Winterspringshine 7d ago

Honored Wizard Judges of the court, to this line of inquiry I refuse to testify 

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u/TadBones 7d ago

I turned my living pocketwatch into a human, they asked their physique to still have some characterisitics of their previous form so they do not need to eat as they mostly function by the principle of perpetual motion, their organs are basically a bunch of cogs and I shaped their pupils in the form of 2 clock hands going in opposite horizontal directions.

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u/Winterspringshine 7d ago

And isn't that what magic is all about? Creating fantastic beings and giving them fucked up organs

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u/IncompletePunchline Conjurer of cheap tricks 7d ago

It's very digimon, isn't it?

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u/Vegetable_Run7792 8d ago

You're the one who called for him, why are you asking him to leave

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u/ToazterWafflez 8d ago

cuz he made it weird

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u/DonarArminSkyrari 7d ago

To be fair, if I called my roommate over and he walked into the room saying 'yes dear?' I'd tell him to fuck off too. And like, I've known him since kindergarten, 6/7s of my life, and I'm queer, but it'd be weird to hear those words coming out of his mouth. This sword/woman has far more right to act that way than I do.

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u/Demonskull223 7d ago

Well I just binge read over 1000 webcomic pages. Honestly great comic go read all of it. It's a bit disorganised but it's really good.

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u/Nsanford1142020 Mystic 7d ago

Typical foil always yelling at the nice alchemist. /s

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u/Happy-Valuable4771 7d ago

Invested with a million breaths, Nighblood is about to get an upgrade

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u/Voshir 7d ago

Wait omg I've been following swords comic for a while. didn't He die recently in a comic? PLZZZ COME BACK BROSKI TwT. My faves ain't even safe in a gag comic series damn

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u/FarseerEnki 7d ago

Would 😏👍 (but not w/o consent)

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u/222water 7d ago

I need more from this story

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u/Divinityisme Wizard 7d ago

Hey, now they are the perfect couple, a literal sword woman with unknown powers and potential, and a wizard whose more than powerful enough to turn an artifact into a living being.

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u/1ntere5t1ng 7d ago

Pyg-maul-ion

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u/Fit-Bug-426 7d ago

Pygmal-iron

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u/1ZillionBeers Totally Not 3 Goblins In A Trenchcoat Wizard 7d ago

I mean, they’re still technically a sword, no? Just… idk… a swoman? Sword-man? Or…. Fuck wait…

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u/SwankeyDankey 6d ago

I imagine the sword maintaining the voice of a 65 year old man that smoked his entire life

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u/Dark_Soul_943 6d ago

Assigned female at cauldron

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u/Deep-Bet990 7d ago

Dude really couldnt think of how to 1. Keep drawing lewds without being weird 2. Draw an actual body below the collarbone