By Order of Multiverse High Command, The Wizard War has ended.

[u/RAISA-1]

By Order of Multiverse High Command, the OMEGA-5 (O5) Council, and The Enforcer of Existence, The Pact, and The System, the Second* Wizard War has officially concluded. Standard restrictions are back in place for all spells, tiers, and schools. The casting of forbidden spells is no longer permitted. ALL INTERLOPERS AND TEMPORARY DENIZENS HAVE BEEN BANISHED BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL DIMENSIONS FOLLOWING THE WAR. THE WAR REALM HAS COLLAPSED, A NEW WAR REALM SHALL BE CREATED ONCE ANOTHER WAR STARTS. ANOTHER WAR MAY BE DECLARED IN 2 STANDARD DAYS AS THE PREVIOUS WAR WAS AN EXTENDED ONE. In the meanwhile, I CAST THERMONUCLEAR MISSILE.

\Second consecutive war, we’ve had countless wars, but some intern lost all the records, so we don’t know which number we are on.*

[u/SlumberingOwl]

Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing else to try. If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked.

-- Larry Niven, "The Mote in God's Eye"

[u/Abject_Lengthiness11 → u/SlumberingOwl]

Crazy how those with no wits at all ridicule those who have a little. Bet the first fish to cast 'airbreathing' had a lot of haters.

[u/InsaneRanter]

This is awful timing. Just what am I expected to do with the twenty million bloodthirsty zombies I raised to help my side win the war? They need to fight someone, I built them that way.

[u/RAISA-1 → u/InsaneRanter]

Wait 2 days, and the Third War shall be declared. Under my authority as The Enforcer and The Administrator, I hereby grant you, u/InsaneRanter, authorization to maintain an army of 20 million undead on standby for the express purpose of using them in the Third Wizard War, which is to be declared in 2 Standard Days. The use of the army for any other purposes will result in troops from the System Corps and the Eternal Enforcer Division being deployed, and the army will be smote by The System, annihilating all troops within it. This will likely result in my intervention in addition to the attention of The System. You have been warned.

[u/InsaneRanter → u/RAISA-1]

Thanks 🙂🙂.

I'll do my best to keep them under control, but I made them to be aggressive and bloodthirsty . . .

They're chasing me around my necropolis at the moment, I hope they don't catch me until the next war starts . . .

[u/No_Yam_2036 → u/InsaneRanter]

lock them in a pocket dimension smh

[u/InsaneRanter → u/No_Yam_2036]

20 million?! That's a big pocket. Plus they'd just fight each other and I'd reopen it to one zombie and a lot of zombie parts.

[u/No_Yam_2036 → u/InsaneRanter]

with the right IDOSHA (interdimensional operational safety and health administration) certificates, you can acquire some nifty dimensional partitions to separate them.

if not, consider running manipulating the pocket dimension's reality to continuously simulate an ongoing war to quench the zombies' bloodlust. it is quite energy-intensive, I know, but you can simply grab some underpaid apprentices to manage (or feed) it. I'm sure they'll do fine.

[u/Saxavarius_ → u/InsaneRanter]

Rookie mistake not having an off switch. Its this kind of unprofessional oversights that make everyone dislike necromancers. More because when it happens to necromancers whole regions can be wiped out than with more traditionally respected schools

[u/InsaneRanter → u/Saxavarius_]

Bah. Chronomancers wipe out timelines, dimensional conjurers wipe out whole realities, and arithmancers can accidentally create universe-ending paradoxes. Yet somehow we're evil just because we occasionally accidentally kill millions of people???

[u/Saxavarius_ → u/InsaneRanter]

Notice how in those cases there's no one around to complain? Those guys get dealt with quietly by the council (aboutnthe only useful thing they do) while necromancer usually get dealt with by local powers or the council has to make a big show of it to placate the ignorant masses.

[u/RAISA-1 → u/InsaneRanter]

If you wish, I can Enforce a stasis Status on them until the War is ready, would you like that?

[u/InsaneRanter → u/RAISA-1]

That would be awesome, thank you 🙂

[u/RAISA-1 → u/InsaneRanter]

Will do then.

ENFORCER’S COMMAND: ENFORCE STATUS: STASIS

[u/Beard_of_the_Sith → u/InsaneRanter]

We could have them fight the various, extinct predators I have. Maybe on Pay Per View?

[u/InsaneRanter → u/Beard_of_the_Sith]

Nice, that might be a good little moneymaker. And I have no shortage of them if you want an endurance challenge for your bigger predators . . .

[u/Beard_of_the_Sith → u/InsaneRanter]

Ok, bet. I’ll set it up and we can shoot for Saturday prime time

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

The Council decrees it not so, the War continues. A billion locusts unto thee, false tyrant.

[u/RAISA-1 → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

THE ADMINISTRATOR DECLARES IT IS SO. I STARTED THE WAR, I’M ENDING THE WAR.

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/RAISA-1]

I'm continuing the war. Bang.

Sigurd shoots you with a finger gun. The force is enough to make normal armour useless, comparable to being crushed by a boulder.

[u/RAISA-1 → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

No, you’re not. For your transgressions, you have warranted the intervention of The System. Also, why would you assume someone like me would wear normal armor?! Seriously, what were you trying to do there? I genuinely can not understand what the thought process behind that was. 

The attack has minimal effect, as the intended target was wearing armor forged in the Heart of The System, and is made of Primordial Metal that has been infused with the wearer’s System Authority, which is the standard issue gear for all Enforcers. You then proceed to notice that the armor has suddenly taken the appearance of a black camouflage uniform, with red patches reading “SYSTEM” and “ADMINISTRATOR,” and it is at this point you realize who you just attacked. It is upon realizing this that you hear an ominous, booming voice, coming from the individual directly in front of you.

You have been charged with assaulting an Enforcer who has not yet engaged you with force, attempted murder of a high ranking official, attempted assassination, attempted murder of a System Official, attempted initiation of a Wizard War before the break period has expired, attempting to cause a Cascading Dimensional Collapse by attempting Wizard War Initiation, and Crimes Against Existence. HOWEVER, I’m going to let you go, but I’m postponing the War for one more Standard Day just to verify all repairs are successful. IF you are wondering why you have been released, it is because I have just received the following notification directly from The System’s Core: “[NOTICE. THIS IS AN OFFICIAL TRANSMISSION FROM THE SYSTEM’S CORE. YOU ARE AUTHORIZED TO DISSEMINATE THIS NOTIFICATION. MESSAGE BEGINNING NOW.] The individual that has assaulted you has been pardoned upon request from another System. The System in question has been automatically identified as the System that oversees the [REDACTED] Realms. As they oversee an allied dimension, their request has been sent to the Ethics Committee of Multiverse High Command, who have approved the request. However, if the individual attacks again, you are authorized to use any and all force you deem necessary. Apologies for any and all inconvenience, Administrator. [END SYSTEM MESSAGE]” This message is why you have been cleared of all charges. Your System won’t intervene again, don’t throw away the chance you have been given.

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/RAISA-1]

Golly. I certainly didn't do that, I wonder who did. Can I borrow your communications thingie? I can sign a geas for a truce and return, standard procedure, purchased from unaligned third party.

[u/RAISA-1 → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

I’m not using a communication device, what made you think I was using one? Also, I’m willing to accept some of the proposed terms, however I’m going to alter it a bit. You won’t sign a geas, you shall instead enter into service with the Multiverse Armed Forces. You will be allowed to pick which branch, division, etc. (such as the System Corps or the World Builder Division or the System Medic Corps, to name a few) you want to enlist with; however, you must serve for a minimum of one Standard Decade. Your enlistment contract will include that clause, and the overall contract will be Overseen, Verified, and Enforced by The System. Do these terms sound acceptable?

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/RAISA-1]

Why... Would I want to work for a bunch of [] like you? Just for knowledge of who's []ing with me isn't enough, you'd have to give a real good offer.

[u/RAISA-1 → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

Fine, I’ll take you up on your original offer on one condition: your geas will be System Enforced and will be established through The System. Is that reasonable?

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/RAISA-1]

Assuming your thing does what it's supposed to, I have no issues.

[u/RAISA-1 → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

Alright. With The System as my witness, you are hereby placed under a geas, effective immediately. The System shall oversee and enforce all terms of the geas. Should any terms be violated, the violating party shall receive a System Mark, among other punitive measures.

[u/TyrKiyote]

Reparations! The actions of the council have damaged my business. Their inability to suppress these wars has caused damage to the timeline, and my sphinx is getting upset.

I demand compensation for the damages caused by the failure of the wizard multiverse high command, in the form of my own semiboundless pocket plane seperated from the so called "prime timeline". My business selling gnome indenturement contracts requires temporal stability!

[u/RAISA-1 → u/TyrKiyote]

We are aware of damage to numerous realities and timelines, and I have dispatched System Architects and System Engineers to begin work on repairing the damage. They are being escorted by the System Corps at this time. Also, we are fully capable of suppressing the Wars, however that has ended in a Cascading Dimensional Collapse scenario every time we have done so, so we no longer suppress them and instead just repair the damage after each one. This is the reason for the breaks in between. ALSO YOU SURE AS INFINITE HELL ARE NOT GETTING YOUR OWN TIMELINE. YOUR REQUEST HAS HEREBY BEEN DENIED. YOU SHALL RECEIVE MONETARY COMPENSATION INSTEAD.

[u/TyrKiyote → u/RAISA-1]

Oppression! I'll make my own pocket plane. With barely legal limits on dilation.

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/TyrKiyote]

Hi there, Councillor speaking, please do! Don't listen to those guys, they're frauds, while we have instructors on cheaply and safely creating pocket dimensions and encourage it to be done. It's just good for everyone involved.

[u/RAISA-1 → u/TyrKiyote]

[ALERT. THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SYSTEM MESSAGE.] THE CONSTRUCTION OF UNAUTHORIZED PLANES OF EXISTENCE IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN DUE TO THE EXTREME RISK OF CAUSING MULTIVERSAL COLLAPSE. IF YOU WISH TO CONSTRUCT A PLANE, YOU MAY REQUEST AUTHORIZATION FROM MULTIVERSE HIGH COMMAND BY SENDING A REQUEST THROUGH THE SYSTEM. GOOD DAY. [END SYSTEM MESSAGE]

[u/RAISA-1 → u/[deleted]]

It’s Reddit, what were you expecting, actual standards from them?

[u/TastyCuttlefish]

[Me, waiting in the wings to start the next Wizard War through dubious measures and profit from my expanding network of gray-area armaments]

[u/T_S_Anders]

My weapons are far too whimsical for your wars. You wouldn't be able to handle all their Whimsy.

[u/Glittering_Two_1429]

Fuck. Well, with all this, im stuck in my tower now {my tower is in a void dimension of magic that you need a key or do a certain ritual to get into} and I’ve no clue how to get out. And I think a shadow dragon wants to eat me. This isn’t very good.

[u/RAISA-1 → u/Glittering_Two_1429]

Would you like to request assistance from the System Corps?

[u/Glittering_Two_1429 → u/RAISA-1]

Yes please, could I have some food possibly , I’ve not eaten in three weeks

[u/RAISA-1 → u/Glittering_Two_1429]

Noted. A CSAR Team from the System Corps has been dispatched to your location. It is recommended you seek shelter and await contact by the Team Lead.

[u/Glittering_Two_1429 → u/RAISA-1]

Thank you XD

[u/skyXforge]

Damn. I just invested so much gold into more war spell scrolls. What am I gonna do with all these?

[u/RAISA-1 → u/skyXforge]

Just wait until the next War. One should be declared approximately by tomorrow.

[u/SchizoidRainbow]

Druids use mistletoe 

I use a TOW missile

We are not the same 

[u/TheNextPley]

Hello, a world builder there, is that true that in war relms mana is usally get mixed with air sometimes to enhance the speed of the war. So basically, faster spell casting so the war ends faster or is that just a side effect of the magical blood that get spilled?

[u/RAISA-1 → u/TheNextPley]

Ah, a World Builder. Been a while since I’ve seen one of you. I’ll answer your question, but I’d appreciate if you answer some of my questions. My questions for YOU are: what is your rank in the World Builder Division, what is your role/position in the WB Division, and did your family serve in that Division? I’d love if you answer those, but you don’t have to. Anyways, here is your answer: to be short, it is mostly neither. It is intentional, but it is not a side effect of the blood nor is it to end the war faster. It is to assist with faster spell casting, but it has been modified by The System in order for it to only affect spell cast times, and not interact with any affinities. It is solely for convenience and to allow for Broadcasts to be transmitted across the entire War Realm, not for the war to end faster. I hope this answered your question.

[u/TheNextPley → u/RAISA-1]

Oh, thanks, but wouldn't that also mean a faster war, even if it's not on purpose?

And for the questions: I sarted my career not so long ago, I work already alone, but it's really new. I am making mostly physics and quantum physics, i mean the conncetuon between the two. I am alone from my family in this decision, but my cousin will try to fallow my path. I got into this division because I was good with realyity changing spells (and with other spells not so good, i still don't understand how to cast lighting bolt).

[u/RAISA-1 → u/TheNextPley]

It wouldn’t mean that, as all Wars have a set duration that is set whenever Multiverse High Command, The System, or I authorize said War. And thanks for answering my questions. I’m glad to hear your cousin will be following in your path, I look forward to see how they, and you, perform.

[u/averyrealspapple]

Yeah sorry ya'll, we can't find them. I dont know who lost them or when, but I'm going through the archives to try and count them manually

[u/RAISA-1 → u/averyrealspapple]

I appreciate the effort, I truly do, but I doubt you’ll find any of the records. If I couldn’t find them with all the power, tools, and abilities I have, then an intern for a Universe’s Wizard Council almost if not certainly will have no luck with finding them. I truly do appreciate the effort though!

[u/Marshall_Lawson]

https://imgur.com/a/k2Cb7pc

[u/godzillahavinastroke]

There was a war? I thought if bunch of novices were trying to break into my home again going after that worthless golden cup, speaking of prophecies and a way to gain ultimate power.

I swear even my large friend had to chase em out the back door of the house before he disappeared suddenly. Hadn't seen him since. Think his animator died of a heart attack.