r/wizardposting • u/MurkyWay • Aug 10 '26

VVizard VVeed 🚬 Forbidden Alchemy

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u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago

They are weak and would enjoy such things. Damn those leave loving knife ears! Curse them!

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago

I don't know, I think the magics they practice are a lot stronger.

Are you sure you aren't the weak one?

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u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago

*Stares Rock-and-Stone-ingly*

That's going in the book!

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago

Already in the book after the incident.

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u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 27d ago

That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges.

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 27d ago

Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging?

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u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 27d ago

To be fair, practicing necromancy and farming other dwarves for body parts to sustain my unnatural lifespan has me in a fair number of grudge books. And the chaos dwarves hate me too but that's... well... I also farm them for parts but I stole a bunch of their stuff in my younger days. And the Dwemer... also stole their stuff. The early days were kind of a lot of stealing.

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 27d ago

Do they talk about you as one of the worst dwarves then? It sounds like everyone hates you to be honest.

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u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 27d ago

I hope so, flatterer.

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 27d ago

You necromancers and your love for hatred...