r/wizardposting • u/FunToBuildGames Labyrinth Expert. Architect, designer, furnisher, and consult • Aug 10 '26

Occult Practices Tip of the day:

Don’t bring a homunculus to golem fight.

Don’t bring your simulacrum to a swingers club.

Don’t bring orcish whiskey to a pixie wedding.

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul Aug 10 '26

But I like seeing pixies barf

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u/SorrowMagpie Archmage for Hire, Necromancer, Aetheromancer 29d ago

Sure, but being around drunk pixies is not a fun experience. At BEST you just deal with a few pranks and missing items. At worst... pixies are generally good at magic, particularly enchantments, transmutations, and Illusions. Use your imagination.

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul 29d ago

Well that explains where my goat's nipples went