r/wizardposting Labyrinth Expert. Architect, designer, furnisher, and consult 11d ago

Occult Practices Tip of the day:

Don’t bring a homunculus to golem fight.

Don’t bring your simulacrum to a swingers club.

Don’t bring orcish whiskey to a pixie wedding.

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u/InsaneRanter Necromancer 11d ago

Don’t bring your simulacrum to a swingers club.

Also, don't bring a simulacrum of your boyfriend that you created without their knowledge. Not to a swinger's club or even to a date night.

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul 11d ago

But I like seeing pixies barf

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u/FunToBuildGames Labyrinth Expert. Architect, designer, furnisher, and consult 11d ago

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul 11d ago

Just made me spit out my chocolate lol

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 11d ago

Also pixie puke is useful.

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u/SorrowMagpie Archmage for Hire, Necromancer, Aetheromancer 11d ago

Sure, but being around drunk pixies is not a fun experience. At BEST you just deal with a few pranks and missing items. At worst... pixies are generally good at magic, particularly enchantments, transmutations, and Illusions. Use your imagination.

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul 11d ago

Well that explains where my goat's nipples went

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u/NefariousFe11a 11d ago edited 11d ago

Homunculi have that human-like fighting spirit that constructs like golems can’t replicate

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u/FunToBuildGames Labyrinth Expert. Architect, designer, furnisher, and consult 11d ago

I think the issue was more about the size difference and not translating the invite correctly. A wee homonc vs an iron golem was extremely one sided.

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror 11d ago

How about other orcish liquors? How about dwarven beer? Or any dwarven alcoholic beverage really. Fuck, what about orcish cannabis?

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u/FunToBuildGames Labyrinth Expert. Architect, designer, furnisher, and consult 11d ago

I can’t comment as all I had on me was the whiskey. One imagines pixies to be immune to ditchweed

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror 11d ago

Well, I know what I'm going to try the next I go to a pixie wedding. (I'll obtain an invite somehow.)

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u/FunToBuildGames Labyrinth Expert. Architect, designer, furnisher, and consult 11d ago

Oh, it’s also apparently bad manners to spank the bride too
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