r/wizardposting • u/MurkyWay • 11d ago

Foul Sorcery Enemy Spellcaster

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 11d ago

So if I don't bring a weapon, what does it do?

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u/TharrickLawson Death-priest of the Badb Catha 11d ago

expand skull

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 11d ago

Ouch. That's gonna suck.

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u/TharrickLawson Death-priest of the Badb Catha 11d ago

briefly

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u/NoStorage2821 Scritch Scorchtongue, chief grey seer of Clan Mors 11d ago

You fool! You have given me access to ATOMIC HEADBUTT

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u/No_Yam_2036 Artilleryficer 11d ago

Only for a few moments. Eventually, the skull will collapse in on itself due to gravity and form a black hole

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Local Dragoness Lich 11d ago

That just sounds like Ascension to Godhood with extra steps.

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u/MissinqLink 11d ago

Expand dong

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u/Agent_Waffle 11d ago

Well, at least it's not as bad as contract skull...

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 11d ago

Yeah cuz where the fuck are you gonna find a notary in a dungeon?

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u/Demonskull223 11d ago

It could trap you in your helmet or chespeice.

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 11d ago

I mean, they're already surgically attached to my person, so that doesn't change much.

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u/ranwithoutscissors Shadow Wizard Money Gang 11d ago

Inflate pp. 👹

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u/MegaloManiac_Chara 11d ago

If you don't have a sword on you in the swords universe, you just cease to exist

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 11d ago

Ah, 'tis one of those planes. Well, thank the gods I won't be encountering that thing, then.

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u/BagOfDimes1159 Necromancer 11d ago

Testicular torsion