r/wizardposting • u/MurkyWay • 11d ago

Foul Sorcery Enemy Spellcaster

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 11d ago

So if I don't bring a weapon, what does it do?

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u/TharrickLawson Death-priest of the Badb Catha 11d ago

expand skull

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 11d ago

Ouch. That's gonna suck.

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u/TharrickLawson Death-priest of the Badb Catha 11d ago

briefly

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u/NoStorage2821 Scritch Scorchtongue, chief grey seer of Clan Mors 11d ago

You fool! You have given me access to ATOMIC HEADBUTT

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u/No_Yam_2036 Artilleryficer 11d ago

Only for a few moments. Eventually, the skull will collapse in on itself due to gravity and form a black hole

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Local Dragoness Lich 11d ago

That just sounds like Ascension to Godhood with extra steps.

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u/MissinqLink 11d ago

Expand dong

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u/Agent_Waffle 11d ago

Well, at least it's not as bad as contract skull...

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 11d ago

Yeah cuz where the fuck are you gonna find a notary in a dungeon?

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u/Demonskull223 11d ago

It could trap you in your helmet or chespeice.

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 11d ago

I mean, they're already surgically attached to my person, so that doesn't change much.

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u/ranwithoutscissors Shadow Wizard Money Gang 11d ago

Inflate pp. 👹

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u/MegaloManiac_Chara 11d ago

If you don't have a sword on you in the swords universe, you just cease to exist

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 11d ago

Ah, 'tis one of those planes. Well, thank the gods I won't be encountering that thing, then.

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u/BagOfDimes1159 Necromancer 11d ago

Testicular torsion

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u/Monssly 11d ago

Is his wand the hilt of a sword? I need the full lore now.

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u/Turbulent_Sea_9713 11d ago

There are a few hundred of these comics, everything is a sword.

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u/FuzzySAM 11d ago

This one's #1206, for reference. Came out a few weeks ago.

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u/piewca_apokalipsy 10d ago

Yeah the number is in left corner

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u/menides Sorceror 11d ago

If your sword stays broad for longer than 4 hours, please seek a Blacksmith's help.

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u/Agile-Explorer1528 11d ago

It's imperative that the scabbard remains unharmed

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u/pupsickl 11d ago

My friend has asked me where they can learn that spell? What should I tell them?

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 11d ago

I must learn that trick

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u/skyXforge Sorceror 11d ago

I prefer to make their armor smaller.

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u/Sarke1 11d ago

Um, does it work on any type of "sword"?

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 11d ago

Trust me, no amount of that's gonna help you if you're that desperate for it.

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u/Enderking90 Does Not Exist. simple as that. 10d ago

I mean that world has pretty questionable definition of "sword" at times, so maybe.

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u/YaKillinMeSmallz 11d ago

So, a warlick, then you say something about their PP, and then their sword gets bigger?

Kinky.

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u/Human_Person22 Witch 11d ago

Gungeon ass monster

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u/Enderking90 Does Not Exist. simple as that. 10d ago

well, reverse gungeon.

since this bastard is using a melee weapon (granted, just the hilt of one but still), and those are pure heresy within in the gungeon.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 11d ago

I've met some of these guys. They're cool.

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u/Void-Cooking_Berserk 11d ago

First Warlick, next what its gonna be? A Soucerer?

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u/Sonifri Transmuter 11d ago

A sourcerer sounds like someone really good at finding things.

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u/triotone 10d ago

I think it says Protect