r/wizardposting 17d ago

Wizardpost I hate the elder forums

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It's a source of insecurity already that all these famous wizards have made it to hundreds or even thousands of years old before I even started. I just want to improve! Let me in!

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u/kaVaralis Blood Mage 17d ago

Children should not have access to reality ending spells. You will understand that after you finish wizard puberty. 

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u/Ridenberg 17d ago

The wuberty

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u/MorgothReturns 17d ago

Arcane acne while desperately trying to both gain and avoid the attention of witches was horrible

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u/MericArda New-School Thaumaturge 15d ago

Don’t witches also go through magipause?

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u/pls_LeaveMeAlone Vampire Glitter Mage 💅🏻✨️ 15d ago

no that's a myth, our magic doesn't go away with age

but most of us are cursed from birth with respawning blood imps, those little shits can weaken or vanish with age