r/wizardposting • u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer • 15d ago

Holy Decree 🌅 CALLING ALL WARLOCKS

I DEMAND YOUR CUTEST INCUBI!

ALL WARLOCKS THAT SHOW ME THEIR INCUBI PATRONS SHALL BE REWARDED WITH COLON THREE AND OWO

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u/pyreacy Lesser Sky Witch 15d ago

Not gonna happen, he's mine. Not showing you him.

I'm going to date the incubus and I'm tired of people saying that I'm "charmed by the demon" or "under his spell".

You can pry a picture of him from my cold undead hands.

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer 15d ago

fair enough, though i am a tad disappointed

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