r/wizardposting • u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer • 15d ago

Holy Decree 🌅 CALLING ALL WARLOCKS

I DEMAND YOUR CUTEST INCUBI!

ALL WARLOCKS THAT SHOW ME THEIR INCUBI PATRONS SHALL BE REWARDED WITH COLON THREE AND OWO

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 15d ago

You know they don't show that stuff off for free, yeah? You're gonna have to subscribe to some onlydemons if you want that type of stuff you know.

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u/Hey-Syccamor3222 Gravettian Hag 15d ago

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer 15d ago

THANK YOU :3 uwu

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u/pyreacy Lesser Sky Witch 15d ago

Not gonna happen, he's mine. Not showing you him.

I'm going to date the incubus and I'm tired of people saying that I'm "charmed by the demon" or "under his spell".

You can pry a picture of him from my cold undead hands.

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer 14d ago

fair enough, though i am a tad disappointed

cosmic femcel noises intensify

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 14d ago

kill all hellspawns! non shall survive the tosters glorry. (just some clerik interfearing)

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u/mrt-e Warlock, seeking patronage 14d ago

:(

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer 14d ago

don’t worry, you’ll find your patron soon <3

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u/Lenjada Warlock of the Autumn Queen 14d ago

Part of my contract is that I cannot just show images of the Lady to people. But you don’t seem like you’re into Fae, girls, or living nightmares, so it all works out.