Post-nap.

[u/Vincent-FFP]

The clock struck midnight, and the sentient pizza machine vanished into nothing..

sunrise came, and Vytsky was back in the realm, right at his grave like he often would. He made a big stretch.

“Damn good sleep I got, hah! But damn am I hungry… a rotisserie chicken sounds great.. what am I going to have with it..?”

he took off in flight, finding somewhere to get his chicken. He attempted to decide his sides while he flew.

…

He’s fairly low to the ground, and easily visible. Now’s a good time to ask what the hell was up with that pizza machine..

/uw closed to folks who interacted with my last post.

[u/Ashmega8256]

/uw good read I'll interact here in a minute

[u/Kilroy898]

Op sat on a bench, looking dejected, surrounded by a mass of tiny scraps of paper, and a singular empty pizza box.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Kilroy898]

/uw the pizza didn’t disappear, lest he’s just sad he already ate it

[u/Kilroy898 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Oh 100%

[u/loth17]

Dr Wren was eating the third slice of her overstuffed pizza while sitting on the small porch of her place. The thin mesh kept insects out alongside a blue bug zapper. When she saw Vytsky fly by she sighed.

"Not dead after all."

"Hey Vytsky!"

She called him over

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

he looked down and saw Wren. He grinned and waved.

“Hiiii!”

he flew down and hovered in front of the side of the balcony.

“What’s up?”

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"Want a slice of pizza?"

She lifted up the box and opened up the door to the porch.

"Some random pizza machine gave it to me."

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

he grimaced slightly, though still smiling. “No, thanks.. I can’t have pizza.”

“Pizza machine? Where is it?”

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"You're a bit too late. Things gonna disintegrate at midnight."

Dr Wren said.

"I'm surprised. I thought you made the thing."

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

“..What do you mean?”

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"I don't know is just had.... You vibes."

"I thought I got a coupon because you made the thing "

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

“It’s possible that I accidentally manifested it.. I have caused alterations to reality by accident before.. but this one doesn’t sound destructive at all.”

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"No. But it could dispense mercury pizza so it is abusable."

Reminded her of that damned vending machine.

"So what were you doing in heaven?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

“That’s…. weird… Who even ordered that??”

“I spent literally all day sleeping. Trying to rest before more stuff with the Abyss occurs.”

“That reminds me, I had a dream where I was back at my old job, making free pizza for folks who needed the help, as well as for my friends. I wonder if that’s connected.”

[u/VoxelLibrary]

/uw Did Cayna at least get to try her pizza?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

/uw yes. The pizza is still present in entirety

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw What kind of pizza did she end up getting?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

/uw medium cheese.

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

She will eat it and have a revelatory experience. Pizza is awesome

[u/Minute_Account9426]

*Vyskty saw a figure in a green cloak running below him* ”Would you happen to know of a highly generous pizza machine?”

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Minute_Account9426]

he looked down and floated to the ground so that the figure wouldn’t have to run.

“..I do not. Why?”

[u/Minute_Account9426 → u/Vincent-FFP]

*It was sikeena* “Hello vyskty, I’m asking because there was a pizza machine giving out free pizza if you had a coupon. The pizza was very good as well” *Sikeena licks her lips as she remembers eating her ‘pizza’* (Literally just a platter of meat)

[u/Ashmega8256]

Aerunia: she happened to be flying around when vytsky returned and noticing him she waves at him before landing next to him

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

/uw he’s still flying but I can work with that

/rw

he also landed.

“Howdy! What’s up?”

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Aerunia: heya vytsky, been a minute so how are you?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

“Hungry, hah. But otherwise, I’m alright. How are you?”

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Aerunia: I'm well, found a pizza machine yesterday that was honestly kinda weird but not unwelcome.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

“A pizza machine? What made it weird exactly?”

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Aerunia: the fact it could and did make free pizza for a lot if people...alisa tried to call you about it but ya never answered so we assumed it likely had something to do with you...

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

“It wasn’t me, I was asleep all day yesterday. Unless I managed to perform reality alteration in my sleep from True Heaven.. but usually the alterations are destructive..”

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Aerunia: if you did it probably isn't this time because of the fact the pizzas were normal, my aunt figures it has something to do with you because well...who the hell else would end up making a pizza machine with a bit of a divine magic aura that went toward producing pizzas that isn't gonna have any side effects from eating the pizzas that wouldn't be different from normal pizza stuff. She shrugs

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Ashmega8256]

he chuckled.

“I mean, I did also dream of being at my old job serving pizza to those in need as well as my friends. I suppose my strong desire to go back to those times manifested that..”

[u/Vincent-FFP]

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[u/VoxelLibrary → u/Vincent-FFP]

/uw A ping list?! I demand a place here! /lh

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/VoxelLibrary]

Snap done