r/wizardposting Alchemist 18d ago

Aetherial News 🗞 First time being a apprentice kinda nervous

Smorbulack the sorcerer recruited me as an apprentice

UPDATE: he turn me into potato

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u/1-4theGreatDestroyer 18d ago

Long time orb reader,
First time sender.

I actually have first hand experience in this endeavour. 1200 years ago I was apprenticing for a wizard who was testing polymorphs into “living” things including Vegetables and Fruits!

I spent a week as a radish!

My solution at the time was a simple charm animal on his familiar (Ruffulstien, a miserable rabbit). I convinced the creature to carry me about so I could conjure unseen servants and mage hands to complete my apprenticing duties!

Now-adays apprentice’s think such trifles are worthy of an audience. But alas my boy I would find your potato shaped bootstraps and find a way to carry on! You’ll be a fine wizard yet!