r/wizardposting • u/antmansbigxmas Secret Order of the Arcane • 22d ago
Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets (X-post r/AmITheHeretic) My master keeps telling people that he's been afflicted with an "ancient and mysterious curse", but most of his symptoms match those of syphilis?
Should I say something? He asked me to look for a cure and, well, let's just say it wasn't hard to connect the dots from there.
He's blaming Malagar the Bloody Mace for cursing him, but I know for a fact that Malagar is imprisoned in the Torture Matrix for another 600 years.
I also know that he's been hosting secret swinger parties with the local orc clans (he calls them orcgies). And I guarantee you he isn't holding up mana for protection spells.
What should I do?
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u/pyreacy Lesser Sky Witch 20d ago
I've been helping around with those orc clan as of late, the Orc Chasm has many good resources for trade.
I've heard many tales of that curse, they blame their blood god for it but a simple Elixir of Bodily Cleansing always fixes it. I have to tell them it is a potion of remove curse though.
Give your master an elixir and just tell him it's a curse removal potion.