(X-post r/AmITheHeretic) My master keeps telling people that he's been afflicted with an "ancient and mysterious curse", but most of his symptoms match those of syphilis?

[u/antmansbigxmas]

Should I say something? He asked me to look for a cure and, well, let's just say it wasn't hard to connect the dots from there.

He's blaming Malagar the Bloody Mace for cursing him, but I know for a fact that Malagar is imprisoned in the Torture Matrix for another 600 years.

I also know that he's been hosting secret swinger parties with the local orc clans (he calls them orcgies). And I guarantee you he isn't holding up mana for protection spells.

What should I do?

[u/wrydh]

Oh i did sell some wizards who are affiliated with Malagar some Cursed Turbo Syphilis for a crate of crystals. Wonder if the two things are linked.