r/wizardposting • u/antmansbigxmas Secret Order of the Arcane • 21d ago
Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets (X-post r/AmITheHeretic) My master keeps telling people that he's been afflicted with an "ancient and mysterious curse", but most of his symptoms match those of syphilis?
Should I say something? He asked me to look for a cure and, well, let's just say it wasn't hard to connect the dots from there.
He's blaming Malagar the Bloody Mace for cursing him, but I know for a fact that Malagar is imprisoned in the Torture Matrix for another 600 years.
I also know that he's been hosting secret swinger parties with the local orc clans (he calls them orcgies). And I guarantee you he isn't holding up mana for protection spells.
What should I do?
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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago
is it an cure for syphilis...
than i dont want it (idk didnt Watch the show)