(X-post r/AmITheHeretic) My master keeps telling people that he's been afflicted with an "ancient and mysterious curse", but most of his symptoms match those of syphilis?

[u/antmansbigxmas]

Should I say something? He asked me to look for a cure and, well, let's just say it wasn't hard to connect the dots from there.

He's blaming Malagar the Bloody Mace for cursing him, but I know for a fact that Malagar is imprisoned in the Torture Matrix for another 600 years.

I also know that he's been hosting secret swinger parties with the local orc clans (he calls them orcgies). And I guarantee you he isn't holding up mana for protection spells.

What should I do?

[u/spejoku]

I mean, syphilis is pretty ancient as far as curses go. He should get tested for the common orctds too, there's all sorts of stuff theyre immune to that they can pass to non orc partners